If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, then we can be good friends. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My penis and I have had the same secret handshake for 13 years. Friends forever. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Friends we can't all be amazing and talented at the same time. I mean, except me. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you have a problem with me, then talk to me about it.. Not to your 10 friends who can't do anything… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Being Friends is not always about stopping each other, from making mistakes, but it is always about being there., after the mistake… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The problem with being just friends is I have to watch you be with someone who doesn't deserve you when I could… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm going to finally introduce my GirlFriend to my friends. I hope they don't think she's crazy because she likes to live… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My friends are weird. They think that I can't I'm on twitter isn't a good excuse not to leave the house. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When friends at work ask me to hang out I tell them I'm busy at home and friends at home that I'm… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my friends and think to myself, What the hell would I do without them — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Twitter makes me want to have drinks with people I've never met, and Facebook makes me want to throw drinks at people… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I hate it when I have a tweet in my head and my friends doesn't retweet it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If your daily twitter mission isn't to get 10 or more unfollows we can't be friends. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I've learned that we don't have to ditch bad friends because their dysfunction makes us feel better about ourselves. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
Do girls really look at penises and say Wow, I can't wait to put that in my mouth? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
