Fool Quotes · Page 86

but you were a fool to bring that pider into this house

— Darren Shan

There's no fool like an old fool --- you can't beat experience.

— Jacob Braude

Religion was invented when the first con man met the first fool.

— Mark Twain

“It is better for some one to think you're a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.”

— Will Rogers

In wars, boy, fools kill other fools for foolish causes

— Robert Jordan

Crystal sincerity hath found no shelter but in a fool's cap.

— Gerard Manley Hopkins

I am a fool, fools tend to follow their hearts amidst ridicule.

— Ellis

He who is taught only by himself has a fool for a master.

— Ben Jonson

Extremely foolish advice is likely to be uttered by those who are looking at the laboring vessel from the land.

— Arthur Helps

All our yesterdays, it is true, have only lighted fools the way to dusty death. But we need at least the dates…

— Stephen Leacock

Look down on me, you will see a fool. Look up at me, you will see your Lord. Look straight at me,…

— Charles Manson

And then the dreams break into a million tiny pieces. The dream dies. Which leaves you with a choice: you can settle…

— Nora Ephron

There is no fate more distressing for an artist than to have to show himself off before fools, to see his work…

— Moliere

So, with their usual sense of justice, ladies argue that because a woman is handsome, therefore she is a fool. O ladies,…

— William Makepeace Thackeray

Black moleskin gloves covered his hands; the right because it was burned, the left because a man felt half a fool wearing…

— Anonymous

Any guy who rejects a girl because he doesn't think she's pretty enough doesn't deserve a girl in the first place.

— Don Raj

Somebody once told me that if you laugh at a George Bush joke, or you send an email cartoon to your friends…

— Harold Ramis

He was trying to be everywhere at once," the redhead told the human. "Trying to make sure Alice had nothing to do,…

— Stephenie Meyer

When I do music, I have a hard time experiencing it like everyone else, because there's so much thought that goes into…

— No I.D

The people who lie the most are nearly always the clumsiest at it, and they're easier to fool with lies than most…

— Dashiell Hammett

If you make a fool of yourself in front of a cat, he will sneer at you, if you are sober; he…

— Chuck Jones

I suppose if you were inclined to misbehave, you wouldn't exactly tell me the truth anyway." "Darling, you have a brother fond…

— Sabrina Jeffries

Even so does he who provides for the short time of this life, but takes no care for all eternity; which is…

— John Tillotson

There isn't any question that Hollywood is profit driven. Anybody that thinks it isn't is a fool. It's a business. Hollywood was…

— Sydney Pollack

I assure you, an educated fool is more foolish than an uneducated one.

— Anonymous

I'd rather be the king of kids, than the prince of fools.

— Jack Black

I'm genuinely a big softie, I put this front on, and I'm just a laid-back fool really.

— Troy Deeney

Sorcery is the sauce fools spoon over failure to hide the flavor of their own incompetence.

— George R. R. Martin

I'm offended by things and take pathetic little stands against them.

— Tom Stoppard

You've got to be a fool to want to stop the march of time.

— Pierre-Auguste Renoir

He who loves not women, wine, and song Remains a fool his whole life long.

— Anonymous

If all the fools in this world should die, lordly God how lonely I should be.

— Mark Twain

How sad when a liar believes they fool everyone, but they really only fool themselves.

— Nishan Panwar

Some people get fooled by others but some have an inborntalent of being and staying fool!!

— Senoraroy

“If a man is a fool, the best thing is to encourage him to advertise the fact by speaking.”

— Woodrow Wilson

Any fool can make a rule, and any fool will mind it.

— Henry David Thoreau

I know now that what makes a fool is an inability to take even his own good advice.

— William Faulkner

It takes a wise man to handle a lie, a fool had better remain honest.

— Norman Douglas

Wise men say only fools rush in. But I can't help falling in love with you.

— Elvis Presley

How easy it is to make people believe a lie, and [how] hard it is to undo that work again!

— Mark Twain