Given the amount of food I plan to gorge on this year, I'm not confident in the integrity of this chair's construction. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh Lord please don't burn us don't kill or toast your flock. Don't put us on the barbecue or simmer us in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For food to be romantic, it should be light. Too many times people plan a romantic meal, and the food is too… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In America, diner food or roadside barbecue is the best road food, but I am not a fan of eating while driving… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That terrible moment when you are halfway across the room with the food you just microwaved and your hands decide it's too… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't know any group of professionals that mobilize as fast and as often as chefs do when there are people who… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish my microwave had a 'stealth mode' so the people I'm living with don't know I'm having a midnight snack. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The time has come to recognize that food, how we produce it, process it, package it, sell it, cook it and eat… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I never use the little twist ties to close a bag of bread...I just spin the bag and tuck it under the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My friend thinks he's so smart, he said onions are the only food that make you cry. so I through a coconut… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Well, dinner would have been splendid... if the wine had been as cold as the soup, the beef as rare as the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
He that but looketh on a plate of ham and eggs to lust after it hath already committed breakfast with it in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The Other Pigskin Once you put bacon in a salad, it’s no longer a salad. It just becomes a game of Find… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when people say can I have free food can I have free food… B*tch get your own I might work… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This is one of those mornings where I'll be picking the marshmallows out of the Lucky Charms and throwing the rest away. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Iberico de Bellota is best when cooked medium rare with a nice, pink center to allow the delicious acorn-infused flavor to come… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Calories from protein affect your brain, your appetite control center, so you are more satiated and satisfied. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God…I could be… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cheating on someone who loves you is like sneaking a Happy Meal into Olive Garden. It's like, dude you already have unlimited… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Going to the supermarket with your mom & secretly putting a snack into the cart without her knowing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Bacon is bacon, eggs is eggs, don't let them boys between ya legs. They'll say ya cute, they'll say ya fine but… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
L is for taco, and taco is for bridge. Remember kids, dinosaws make lovely christmas tree's and pine cones are great cats. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your parents would not be happy if you came home and said you wanted to grow up to be a chef or… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Never eat with people you didn't starve with. Never ride with people you didn't walk with. Be true and stick to your… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll have to leave my meals on a tray outside the door because I'll be working pretty late on the secret of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you are going to go to the trouble of choosing healthy food for your plate, shouldn't you also choose healthy people… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If youre committed to eating healthy, its time to start investigating whether your food choices are as wholesome as you believe. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They were almond cookies, although they could have been made of spinach and shoes for all I cared. I ate eleven of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
All human history attests That happiness for man, - the hungry sinner! - Since Eve ate apples, much depends on dinner. ~Lord… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Three Chocolate Chip Cookies and a batch of 'Drama' cooking in the oven. Only on Fridays, thank God its Friday! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The meaning of obesity is being fat and overweight. Truth is nobody likes to be that way. Especially women. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Please help me understand how boils and locusts are plagues but bread that tastes like cardboard isn't. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
After decimating several vegetables, I decide juicing is my favorite form of food preparation. There's something perversely appealing about subjecting an innocent… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Today's the last quote: My major hobby of writing quote can not Give Me anything A To eat! But my job is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You cannot live a nonviolent life as long as you are consuming violence. Please consider going vegan. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just the other day in the Underground I enjoyed the pleasure of offering my seat to three ladies. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Please don't eat less, eat right, don't hold it in, its okay to cry, do not hurt yourself there is always an… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
