It's ironic how the more Pringles you eat, the less able you are to fit your hand into the can. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The Vegan Pantry: The Art of Making Your Own Staples (Ten Speed Press, 2015)” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish all fast food chains could have excellent customer service like chick-fil-A... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You yeah you no not you yeah you no that other guy yeah you do you like tacos?(: — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Vegetarian why do you call non-vege's a freak, when you eat the food's of animals — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For Grandparents Day, I'd like to take you to a nice restaurant that you can plunder for Sweet 'N Low packets. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This Canada Day, I'd love to go out for some traditional Canadian cuisine if there was such a thing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“What I say is that, if a man really likes potatoes, he must be a pretty decent sort of fellow.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The person that came up with the saying 'You can't have your cake and eat it too' was stupid. Who has cake… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Summer is the season when a man thinks he can cook better on an outdoor grill than his wife can on an… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The best advice is to avoid foods with health claims on the label, or better yet avoid foods with labels in the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear food, either stop being delicious or stop making me fat. You can no longer continue to do both. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry our country has no better way to honor your people's heritage than with a green fast food milkshake. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The good thing about childhood obesity is that fewer kids are running away from home. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We have higher income, but less morals. We have much more food, but less nutrition. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Domino's Pizza: 'Now made with real cheese!' Me: What the fuck did you use before!? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
These animal crackers are bullshit, this elephant tastes exactly like the giraffe did. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being vegan is one of the most effective decisions we can make to bring about world peace. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Most people have no idea how their food is delivered to them. Knowledge is power. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey Subway, just make everything 5 dollars forever and shut the hell up. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when I'm eating cereal and the last 5 pieces are like 'You can't catch me!' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
IM NOT A FUCKING COOKIE. Next time someone calls me an oreo shit is going down, — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Brushing your teeth before having breakfast is like wiping your ass before having a shit. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when its Peanut Butter Jelly Time and youre allergic to peanut butter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'd like to shake the man's hand who first thought about putting chocolate syrup in milk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
