Food Quotes by Anonymous · Page 13

Pressed caviar has the consistency of chilled tar.

— Anonymous

I will put up with any mockery rather than pretend that I am satisfied when I am hungry.

— Anonymous

When people order healthy food and I'm all like, 'Mmm, bacon…'

— Anonymous

They call me Papa John's cause I got extra cheese

— Anonymous

Let's grab lunch with the understanding we'll eat separately at our desks.

— Anonymous

Nutrition facts are useless, just show me how long I have to be at the gym if I eat this.

— Anonymous

I have to be very careful about diet and exercise.

— Anonymous

What is food to one, is to others bitter poison.

— Anonymous

I wish computer companies would design a keyboard with a removable crumb tray, kinda like my toaster.

— Anonymous

When you use a simple gelatin like collagen, you can get flavor that is 100 percent pure, maybe event 150 percent.

— Anonymous

Dear Brain, Please start being able to tell the difference between hungry and bored. Sincerely, I am getting fat.

— Anonymous

When I see a bruised apple at the market, I give it a soft hug and whisper, 'Who did this to you?'

— Anonymous

Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The Doctor says I'm okay, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.

— Anonymous

The Most Hungry+Sad MOment.. . . . . ... . . . . When YOu're Sitting In The Examination Hall, Feeling Hungry…

— Anonymous

“indian(curry).indian(dahl).indian(tandoori).indian(kurma).mild(dahl).mild(tandoori).mild(kurma).”

— Anonymous

Dear Diet, Things just aren't going to work between us. It's not me, it's you. You're tasteless, boring and I cant stand…

— Anonymous

“By the end of the day, we determined that we could provide chocolate therapy three times a day and research a chocolate…

— Anonymous

This meal happened to be a make-believe tea, and they sat round the board guzzling in their greed; and really, what with…

— Anonymous

There are two good reasons to put your napkin in your lap. One is that food might spill in your lap, and…

— Anonymous

Even in the old days, we'd make an effort. When I'd go out to score on Eighth Avenue, I'd get my junk…

— Anonymous

“Although he lived the last thirty-nine years of his life as a revered cultural icon in Paris, Rossini would eat only pasta…

— Anonymous

When a fat girl eats a cheeseburger, people think, "Ew, eat a salad." When a fat girl eats a salad, people think,…

— Anonymous

You have to treat some friendships/relationships like food. Just like food they bare an expiration date. Some not many are good well…

— Anonymous

Our children are our most cherished possession. In their early years, we must make sure they get a healthy start in life.…

— Anonymous

There's no diet list I'll follow that would rule out cherry pie.

— Anonymous

Yo kisses is like candy ! or maybe I just have a sweet tooth

— Anonymous

“TANSTAAFL: There ain't no such thing as a free lunch.”

— Anonymous

As I was filling up my gas tank I realized I didn't want to eat this week anyways.

— Anonymous

I'm proof that you can have your cake and eat it too...As long as you go to the gym.

— Anonymous

Are gingers allowed to eat at restaurants that serve soul food?

— Anonymous

I seriously need to learn the difference between being bored, and being hungry.

— Anonymous

I don't eat friggin' lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill it.

— Anonymous

I hate when I'm eating cereal and the last three pieces are like, Bitch, catch me if you can!

— Anonymous

The sun looks down on nothing half so good as a household laughing together over a meal.

— Anonymous

Whenever I open the fridge, my dog looks at me like, 'Why don't you eat all the food?'

— Anonymous

That terrible feeling of being hungry and knowing what to eat…

— Anonymous

I hate when the microwave decides to heat my plate, but not my food.

— Anonymous

That moment when someone takes the piece of food that you mentally claimed.

— Anonymous

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

— Anonymous

You cannot taste me, until you undress me. Sincerely, banana.

— Anonymous