I hated being a flight attendant. I did it for a month and then quit. — Evangeline Lilly Copy Share Image
Why does every flight attendant seem like they are going through a divorce? — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
“It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.” — Richard J. Ferris Copy Share Image
Muhammad Ali: Superman Don't need no seat belt. Flight Attendant: Superman Don't need no airplane, either. — Clifton Fadiman Copy Share Image
I feel like it would take a lot of work to be a bad flight attendant, yet somehow there are more bad… — Frankie Muniz Copy Share Image
I was so scared the first time I flew the flight attendant called me Whitey. — Nipsey Russell Copy Share Image
Damn! This flight attendant treating us like we won these first class tickets in a contest. — J. B. Smoove Copy Share Image
The first guy who got Aids was a French flight attendant. How you like that Frenchie! You know when I come back… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
“Andrea was a pretentious half-wit nymphomaniac flight attendant with a smokin’ body and an ecstasy habit. She was also, for lack of… — Anson Scott Copy Share Image
It makes me sad when I find sisters who aren't joyful. They might smile, but with just a smile they could be… — Pope Francis Copy Share Image
My parents got divorced when I was around a year old. My dad was essentially a nonentity in my life until I… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
As a child I wanted to be everything from a doctor, lawyer, flight attendant to an IT pro- fessional and could never… — Lavrenti Lopes Copy Share Image
My first time coming over to North America was to New York around Christmastime when I was 7. My mom was a… — Becky Lynch Copy Share Image
Whenever you get on the plane, the flight attendant will always tell you the name of your pilot. Like anyone goes, Oh,… — David Spade Copy Share Image
“There are so many places I want to visit. When I’m a flight attendant, I can visit the Grand Canyon one day… — Lisa Schroeder Copy Share Image
I remember I was flying home to Los Angeles one day. I was talking to the woman next to me and the… — Robert Greene Copy Share Image
“On Undecided Voters: "To put them in perspective, I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
I don't care if a flight attendant is fat as long as she doesn't sneak back to the galley for a gossip… — Barkha Dutt Copy Share Image
Maybe careers aren’t something you can really plan for. They just sort of happen, like brown eyes or flat feet. I took… — Susan Juby Copy Share Image
Its a basic truth that if you want to have compassion for others, you need to first have compassion for yourself. Its… — Kemmy Nola Http://wwwamoreloveforlifecom Copy Share Image
For a while, I was a flight attendant. I lived in New York, and I was a bartender. I took cooking classes,… — Becky Lynch Copy Share Image
“grumpy, taciturn, impatient flight attendant isn’t going to last, nor is a sweet, engaging, and forgiving bill collector. But a person who… — Brian Little Copy Share Image
I like that Sarah Palin. She looks like the flight attendant who won't give you a second can of Pepsi ... She… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
“• While a female flight attendant was serving food from the meal cart, a female passenger thrust a small bundle of trash… — Elliott Hester Copy Share Image
“possibly the captain and first officer. One caller reported that a flight attendant had been killed.81 One of the callers from United… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Dude, wait until you see the hot little number on there!” He was grinning like the Cheshire cat. “What are you talking… — Sophie Monroe Copy Share Image
“On the drive over, Richards kept marveling at the transforming power of having a felony to commit. His brother looked more like… — Robert Roper Copy Share Image
“He ignored me at first. No words other than our first terse, “Hello,” passed between us until I ordered a drink from… — Declan Rhodes Copy Share Image
“I look at these people and can't quite believe that they exist. Are they professional actors? I wonder. Or are they simply… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“It was the senior stew's position to be at the top of the ramp when the men got off in Vietnam. But… — Christian G. Appy Copy Share Image
“A piece of plastic stole an entire species— In lobbies, in the bathroom, in an elevator, Ideas, reactions, and silent contemplations, During… — Karl Kristian Flores Copy Share Image
“What with the pointing and the blue suit, she brought to mind a flight attendant. I expected her to tell me that… — Rachel Hawkins Copy Share Image
We didn't know music had all these names. We made up SupaFunkRock on a plane when a flight attendant asked us what… — Trombone Shorty Copy Share Image
“The speaker over my head crackled, "There has been a Bell-Atlantic pager misplaced. If anyone has found it, please make this known… — Henry Rollins Copy Share Image
Here I am… You get the parts of me you like and also the parts that make you uncomfortable. You have to… — Patricia Ireland Copy Share Image
“Sir, your friend needs to put her seat belt on." "As much as I like a lovely girl leaning on my shoulder,"… — Jenny B. Jones Copy Share Image
That must be strange, cheating on your wife with a flight attendant. They're in bed and she's says, 'In the event that… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
