Condoms: If you are not 100% satisfied with our product, Happy Fathers Day! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Where I grew up, fathers would have bets on whose kids were the toughest and we were put together in the garden… — Joey Barton Copy Share Image
On this special Fathers Day, we'd like to wish all of you a very Happy Birthday. — Ralph Kiner Copy Share Image
I'm so ugly - My father carries around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
The fathers, if they got me alone, would try to kiss and fondle me. I hated it. — Christine Keeler Copy Share Image
“Some of us were brought into this troubled world primarily or only to increase our fathers’ chances of not being left by… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Only the Lord knows how many children lose heart because their fathers have hard days. — R. Kent Hughes Copy Share Image
“There is no teacher equal to mother and there's nothing more contagious than the dignity of a father.” — Amit Ray Copy Share Image
“Fathers are ironic, they want democracy in their country but dictatorship in their home.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
I'm every father. I'm not only a black father. I'm a white father. I'm a Chinese father. I'm a Mexican father. I'm… — John Witherspoon Copy Share Image
I remember when 'Daddy Day Care' came out, I saw fathers and their sons and daughters walking out of the theater and… — Steve Carr Copy Share Image
Being a role model is the most powerful form of educating...too often fathers neglect it because they get so caught up in… — John Wooden Copy Share Image
We were kids without fathers, so we found our fathers on wax and on the streets and in history, and in a… — Jay-Z Copy Share Image
How long has it been since you looked into the eyes of your mother and, holding nothing back, spoke those welcome words,… — Thomas S. Monson Copy Share Image
My fantasy was to have a home in the country with six children, all with different fathers. The fathers would come down… — Geraldine James Copy Share Image
Sohan Singh Bhakna, Gurdit Singh, Teja Singh Sutantar, Banta Singh Sanghwal... they are my fathers. Those who gave their lives for freedom… — Gurpreet Ghuggi Copy Share Image
I grew up with the one of the most famous fathers in the world in the 1960s and '70s. He passed away… — Kate Burton Copy Share Image
“Father! My father knows the proper way The nation should be run; He tells us children every day Just what should now… — Edgar Albert Guest Copy Share Image
“for a moment, I stand in the doorway, watching the steady rise and fall of their chests. I listen to the gentle… — Heather M. Orgeron Copy Share Image
“Sundays too my father got up early and put his clothes on in the blueblack cold, then with cracked hands that ached… — Robert Hayden Copy Share Image
Readers tell me that my novels are filled with significant mothers. Do I realize this? Do I do it on purpose? The… — Julia Glass Copy Share Image
The chaste severity of the fathers in whatever related to the commerce of the two sexes flowed from the same principle --… — Edward Gibbon Copy Share Image
“Be careful, fathers, when you inordinately desire things to be better for your children than they were for you. Do not, however… — Neal A. Maxwell Copy Share Image
Far too often, we fathers avoid the subject because it's so awkward. The subject I am referring to is: buying gifts for… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Dad, now that I'm older, I have a better idea of everything you did for me when I was growing up. You… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some things are just better the way they are like you! Happy Fathers'Day! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Men are more like the time they live in than they are like their fathers. — Bill Vaughan Copy Share Image
