My ex boyfriends facebook status said 'Suicidal and standing on the edge.' ...So I poked him. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Message to my ex: I always prayed to god for you to come back and one day you did then I realized… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You ever get any death threats? How about ex-husbands or ex-boyfriends? You run over anyone recently?” ~ Morelli — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I get so mad about ex-boyfriends, but if a boy hurts me, I don't write a song about it. They don't deserve… — Selena Copy Share Image
You can't say you hate me because after we broke up you keep talking to me — Ashleigh Littleton Copy Share Image
“He reached out and intertwined our hands. Gently urging me forward he whispered, “Have I lost you love?” — Erin Jamison Copy Share Image
On tour, it's either call ex-boyfriends or tweet a lot. You're just looking for any proof that you're not completely alone. — Chelsea Peretti Copy Share Image
“...I feel like a traitor, a phony, a fake. But I am a hypocrite with the best intentions, and I need kissing… — Coco J. Ginger Copy Share Image
Here's a message to ALL my ex boyfriends. Lets face it sweetie, you can go through hundreds of girls, but I hate… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This are my ex boyfriends..they are all hot and cool dudes.. ex 1.)were not friends after we broke up! ex 2.)were friendsafter… — Enihpesoj Copy Share Image
“..reading your ex's horoscope every week isn't going to help you control his life. No, you need to hide in his bushes,… — Jenny Mollen Copy Share Image
One of my mother's friends said to me, 'Your ex-boyfriends didn't stand a chance with you and your mother.' And I think… — Lily Rabe Copy Share Image
I'd rather sit in bed and watch TV. All of my ex-boyfriends, of course, not Paris, would be like, 'What's the problem?… — Paris Hilton Copy Share Image
Are there moments when I see unrequited crushes or ex-boyfriends slow dancing with their dates and kind of want to stab myself… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
me: just don't ask about his forty-three ex-boyfriends, okay? or ask him about why he's carrying around an axe. mom:... me: i'm… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
Ex boyfriends, are like an old pair of shoes. You know that you don't need them anymore but you don't have the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Dennis faced him. They glared at each other again. Neither said a word until Dennis set the glasses down, leaned back against… — Sloan Parker Copy Share Image
Insecure girls go after the taken guys, the guys their friends like, the off limits ex boyfriends of their friends, or any… — Jazmin Garcia Copy Share Image
“So there we were. Once upon a time, during the storybook version of dating we'd gone through, I'd pretended that it was… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
“Why couldn’t all ex-boyfriends just turn into toads the second things were over? So many bad decisions could be avoided in the… — Rachel Higginson Copy Share Image
“Thank you so much for the rude know-it-all attitude while also having to look at your ridiculously colored hair and obnoxious facial… — Heather Chapple Copy Share Image
“But it's that fucking dress she's wearing. It's low-cut and tight and just...Jesus. Why would she wear a dress like that? Is… — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share Image
No matter how much people tell me I need him out of my life because itll make me happier is the moment… — Theresa Rivera Copy Share Image
“Back To December is a song that addresses a first for me. In that I've never apologized in a song before. Whether… — Taylor Swift Copy Share Image
Never waste anyones time if you arent gonna love them forever. Dont even date them because its of no pride you having… — Orebela Gbenga Copy Share Image
Ohh thats your new girlfriend , hmm let her know she is irrelevant two me (; — Jessica Mcdoodle Copy Share Image
On tour, its either call ex-boyfriends or tweet a lot. Youre just looking for any proof that youre not completely alone. — Chelsea Peretti Copy Share Image
I wanna meet a guy with plan and ambitions not a immature boy on a pussy-hit mission. — SHEYA Copy Share Image
