“My life will end someday, but it will end at my convenience.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“Why waste a life in search of an epitaph? ‘Fondly Remembered’. Who other than a halfwit has that chiselled above his head?” — Michael Dobbs Copy Share Image
“My Own Epitaph Life's a jest, and all things show it. I thought so once, and now I know it.” — John Gay Copy Share Image
If you take epitaphs seriously, we ought to bury the living and resurrect the dead. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“I joked about every prominent man in my lifetime, but I never met one I didn't like.” — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her… — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
Epitaph on a scolding wife by her husband: Here my poor Bridget's corpse doth lie, she is at rest - and so… — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
I wonder how many of our tombstones will have to be inscribed with the epitaph 'Died of too many meetings'? — Hannah Whitall Smith Copy Share Image
Our generation does not want its epitaph to read, 'We kept charity overhead low.' We want it to read that we changed… — Dan Pallotta Copy Share Image
And the end of the fight is tombstone white with the name of the late deceased, and the epitaph drear, "A Fool… — Rudyard Kipling Copy Share Image
If, after I depart this vale, you ever remember me and have thought to please my ghost, forgive some sinner and wink… — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
Lots of people can have girlfriends. But I can throw around guitars onstage! That'll be my epitaph: 'He never had a girlfriend,… — Trent Reznor Copy Share Image
Those who say that life is worth living at any cost have already written an epitaph of infamy, for there is no… — Sidney Hook Copy Share Image
And were an epitaph to be my story I'd have a short one ready for my own. I would have written of… — Robert Frost Copy Share Image
Let me tell you how the story ends, where the good guys die and the bad guys win. It doesn't matter how… — Gerard Way Copy Share Image
The epitaph written on the tomb of illegitimate child My life was evidence of the influence, in my mothers youth, of my… — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
bergeron's epitaph for the planet, i remember, which he said should be carved in big letters in a wall of the grand… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
Do the people of this land…desire to preserve those [liberties] protected by the First Amendment… If so, let them withstand all beginnings… — George Sutherland Copy Share Image
“I never understood why when you died, you didn't just vanish, everything should just keep going on the way it was only… — Andy Warhol Copy Share Image
When I die, my epitaph or whatever you call those signs on gravestones is going to read: I joked about every prominent… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
“If I hadn’t decided on cremation and a scattering, I could have used the phrase as an epitaph on a chunk of… — Julian Barnes Copy Share Image
“Here the whole world (stars, water, air, And field, and forest, as they were Reflected in a single mind) Like cast off… — C.S. Lewis Copy Share Image
I can't say this too often - that a little humor can make life worth living. That has always been my credo.… — Bennett Cerf Copy Share Image
“Science has never killed or persecuted a single person for doubting or denying its teaching, and most of these teaching have been… — Gratis P. Spencer Copy Share Image
'You didn't build that' will be Obama's political epitaph: With these remarks, Obama has come out of the closet as a most… — Ilana Mercer Copy Share Image
![“[Epitaph:] Involved in a plot.” quote by Dorothy Parker](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/077/dorothy-parker-700_epitaph_epitaph-involved-in-a-plot-626552_626552.jpg)
![“[Suggesting her epitaph:] This is too deep for me.” quote by Hedy Lamarr](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/3e2/hedy-lamarr-8401_deep_suggesting-her-epitaph-this-is-too-deep_1621213.jpg)
![“Do the people of this land…desire to preserve those [liberties] protected by the First Amendment… If so, let them withstand all beginnings of encroachment. For the saddest epitaph which can be carved in memory of a vanquished liberty is that it was lost because its possessors failed to stretch for…” quote by George Sutherland](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/755/george-sutherland-37935_amendments_do-the-people-of-this-land-desire-to-pre_2661943.jpg)
