“My cooking spoon, My magic wand, Of this dish, You will be fond.” — The Silver Elves Copy Share Image
“Your boyfriend just killed an elf. You need to get over the talking birds.” — Chadwick Ginther Copy Share Image
“Katie purred in pleasure as she licked the beating vein in Jared’s neck.” — Jodie B. Cooper Copy Share Image
“I name you Elf-friend; and may the stars shine upon the end of your road!” — J.R.R. Tolkien Copy Share Image
“She touched something deep in his soul. He didn't believe in love at first sight, but the thought of hurting her made… — Jodie B. Cooper Copy Share Image
“she wasn’t an elf, they’re pointed ears and lace wings and ballet costume. Countess Judy was the Queen of the Fey. Which… — Tom Holt Copy Share Image
“..There were two undeniable truths in the Realms: It was very easy to overestimate a drow and even easier to underestimate a… — R.A. Salvatore Copy Share Image
“You see, sometimes, a single child believing in magic - if they believe enough - is enough to restore order to the… — Matt Haig Copy Share Image
“I see that you are an elf-friend; the light in your eyes and the ring in your voice tells it.” — J.R.R. Tolkien Copy Share Image
“Elf-dog," hissed Gimlet, retrieving his beard. "Pig of a dwarf," suggested Legolam. "Toymaker." "Gold-digger.” — The Harvard Lampoon Copy Share Image
He's not a child but he's childlike, he's not a grown up, he's not a kid, maybe he sounds like an elf… — Tom Kenny Copy Share Image
“Orcs do not have enemies.” Monde tried to search for the proper term, “We have…adversaries.” “Isn’t that the same thing?” “Depends on… — Sabrina Zbasnik Copy Share Image
“Tizzy squawked, and he bounced like a ball on the floor. “I completely forgot; Santa said something more. He said that a… — Dorothea Jensen Copy Share Image
“If you wedge me between two tall cliffs, I would hang a portrait on each and call them home. If you wedge… — Rachel Haimowitz Copy Share Image
“Frodo looked up at the Elf standing tall above him, as he gazed into the night, seeking a mark to shoot at.… — J.R.R. Tolkien Copy Share Image
“« "You’ll see.” She dragged her fingers through her hair, pulling through the tangles. “See what?” The horse’s hooves patted quietly on the… — J.M. Kearl Copy Share Image
“A song she heard Of cold that gathers Like winter's tongue Among the shadows It rose like blackness In the sky That… — Robert Fanney Copy Share Image
I don't like most Christmas movies. They're pretty bad, though they seem to make tons of money anyway. Like this movie 'Elf,'… — Terry Zwigoff Copy Share Image
“Het is een vorm van liefde. Het is alle liefde die je wilt geven, maar niet kunt geven. Hoe graag je het… — Quinty Westerhof Copy Share Image
I keep up with James Kochalka's online strip, and if I see a link somewhere or someone tells me about something, I'll… — Jeffrey Brown Copy Share Image
“It's very... christmas movie. Like the cheesy ones on channel 5, where some frosty bitch from the city breaks up with a… — Juno Dawson Copy Share Image
I think 'Elf' is funny, with Will Ferrell. That's a great Christmas movie. — Robert Osborne Copy Share Image
“...underneath their human guises, they looked like the typical faery - that is, no wings, scantily clad and kind of man-pretty like… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
Legolas is that kind of action elf who pouts a bit, stares off to the distance, and has a couple hero moments,… — Orlando Bloom Copy Share Image
“Allow me," said the elf, proffering Gimlet's beard to Frito, who was now sneezing uncontrollably.” — The Harvard Lampoon Copy Share Image
“When I dreamed about becoming a fantasy adventurer, I was always a max-level character with epic gear. Look at me. I’m wearing… — Noelle Alladania Meade Copy Share Image
I'm not hard on myself - I brush those things off - but there are days when I'm pleased with myself, and… — Chaley Rose Copy Share Image
“Love is a fool's game that cuts you open and leaves you gutted. Play it if it amuses you.” — Kasia Bacon Copy Share Image
My father managed shopping malls when I was a kid, and my high school job was to dress up in an elf… — Karen Duffy Copy Share Image
“They worried to an excessive degree about getting gender correct, as if elves gave a shit. Humans could keep their concerns about… — Sabrina Zbasnik Copy Share Image
If the Elf on the Shelf doesn't rake leaves, wash the car, or do laundry, I don't want one. . . — Rick Sutter Copy Share Image
“You have been given a gift and gifts are not always deserved, but they should always be accepted.” — Quinn Loftis Copy Share Image
