Ever try to have a conversation with someone on drugs? It just doesn't work... — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
I knew Jimi (Hendrix) and I think that the best thing you could say about Jimi was: there was a person who… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Did you ever consider that LSD was really one of the most dangerous drugs ever manufactured because the people who took it… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Cocaine decisions that you make today, will mean nothing later on when you get nose decay. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
The problem with drugs is that most of the people that use the drugs, use it as a license to be an… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
If you are home, and you got no place to go, and you want to, just blow yourself up ... Go ahead… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
A drug is neither moral nor immoral - it's a chemical compound. The compound itself is not a menace to society until… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
The thing about drugs is this ... the Libertarians kind of have the right idea on this: Basically, their theory is that… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
The minute you use the drugs, and you do something that interferes with the life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness of… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library. — Frank Zappa Copy Share
Cocaine decisions that you make today, will mean nothing later on when you get nose decay. — Frank Zappa Copy Share
Government is the Entertainment division of the military-industrial complex. — Frank Zappa Copy Share
Fact of the matter is, there is no hip world, there is no straight world. There's a world, you see which has people in… — Frank Zappa Copy Share
Anyone who is disturbed by the idea of newts in a nightclub is potentially dangerous. — Frank Zappa Copy Share
Give me the enchilada with the pickle sauce shoved up between the donkey's ass. — Frank Zappa Copy Share
Is this something new, having people stomp on you? Is it what I need to do for your pleasure? — Frank Zappa Copy Share
