Love Quotes by Frank Zappa

Jazz is the music of unemployment.

— Frank Zappa

Did he really choose Tammy to do his work?

— Frank Zappa

Michael is Janet and Janet is Michael.

— Frank Zappa

Am I a boy or a lady, I don't know which?

— Frank Zappa

Unbind your mind, there is no time.

— Frank Zappa

The crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe!

— Frank Zappa

Donnie and Marie can both take a bite.

— Frank Zappa

One and one is eleven.

— Frank Zappa

If you pick up a guitar and it says, 'take me, I'm yours,' then that's the one for you

— Frank Zappa

Love of my life, I love you so. Love of my life, don't ever go.

— Frank Zappa

Elmer has the mentality of approximately one peanut.

— Frank Zappa

When God created Republicans, he gave up on everything else.

— Frank Zappa

I hit you and I beat you and I told you that I love you.

— Frank Zappa

“Love lyrics have contributed to the general aura of bad mental health in America.”

— Frank Zappa

What something is depends more on when it is than anything else.

— Frank Zappa

Don't mind your make-up, you'd better make your mind up.

— Frank Zappa

I detest 'love lyrics.' I think one of the causes of bad mental health in the United States is that people have…

— Frank Zappa

I searched for years I found no love. I'm sure that love will never be a product of plasticity.

— Frank Zappa

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.

— Frank Zappa

There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we'd all love one another.

— Frank Zappa

I'm the best you can get. Have you guessed me yet? I'm the slime oozin' out from your TV set!

— Frank Zappa

Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?

— Frank Zappa

You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain't what you're not. So see what you got?

— Frank Zappa

I think love lyrics have contributed to the general aura of bad mental health in America.

— Frank Zappa

I mean, let's look at it in the other way. If they claim that words have this mysterious power over people, well,…

— Frank Zappa

You're baloney without the mayo.

— Frank Zappa

King of kings, that must be Elvis.

— Frank Zappa

To me absurdity is the only reality

— Frank Zappa

Ram it up your poop chute.

— Frank Zappa

Gave my money all to you, took my watch and pawned it, too.

— Frank Zappa

The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'.

— Frank Zappa

Wowie zowie, love me do. Wowie zowie, and I'll love you, too.

— Frank Zappa

I don't want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don't.

— Frank Zappa

She was a steady date until she put on some weight.

— Frank Zappa

Sit and spin 'til you rot on the cosmic utensil.

— Frank Zappa

Consider for a moment any beauty in the name Ralph.

— Frank Zappa

Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.

— Frank Zappa

It's a despicable thing to share your personal inner torment for money.

— Frank Zappa

If lyrics make people do things, how come we don't love each other?

— Frank Zappa

If we can't be free at least we can be cheap.

— Frank Zappa