Inspirational Quotes by Frank Zappa

There is no hell. There is only France.

— Frank Zappa

Only thirteen, and she knows how to nasty.

— Frank Zappa

Jazz is the music of unemployment.

— Frank Zappa

Did he really choose Tammy to do his work?

— Frank Zappa

Michael is Janet and Janet is Michael.

— Frank Zappa

Hair growing out every hole in me.

— Frank Zappa

Am I a boy or a lady, I don't know which?

— Frank Zappa

Unbind your mind, there is no time.

— Frank Zappa

If you pick up a guitar and it says, 'take me, I'm yours,' then that's the one for you

— Frank Zappa

I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.

— Frank Zappa

Love of my life, I love you so. Love of my life, don't ever go.

— Frank Zappa

I never have no trouble with my rubber girl.

— Frank Zappa

Broken hearts are for assholes, are you an asshole?

— Frank Zappa

Elmer has the mentality of approximately one peanut.

— Frank Zappa

My English teacher, he's like, he's like Mr. Bu-fu.

— Frank Zappa

When God created Republicans, he gave up on everything else.

— Frank Zappa

We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.

— Frank Zappa

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.

— Frank Zappa

I'm the best you can get. Have you guessed me yet? I'm the slime oozin' out from your TV set!

— Frank Zappa

Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?

— Frank Zappa

You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain't what you're not. So see what you got?

— Frank Zappa

Anybody who wants religion is welcome to it, as far as I'm concerned--I support your right to enjoy it. However, I would…

— Frank Zappa

“Schools train you to be ignorant with style [...] they prepare you to be a usable victim for a military industrial complex…

— Frank Zappa

The crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe!

— Frank Zappa

Donnie and Marie can both take a bite.

— Frank Zappa

One and one is eleven.

— Frank Zappa

Shut Up and Play your Guitar.

— Frank Zappa

You're baloney without the mayo.

— Frank Zappa

King of kings, that must be Elvis.

— Frank Zappa

You is what you am, a cow don't make ham.

— Frank Zappa

Wisdom is not the domain of the Wiz.

— Frank Zappa

To me absurdity is the only reality

— Frank Zappa

Ram it up your poop chute.

— Frank Zappa

The most abundant element in the Universe is stupidity

— Frank Zappa

Find her, blind her, see who designed her. Act like a dummy until you grind her.

— Frank Zappa

What something is depends more on when it is than anything else.

— Frank Zappa

Don't mind your make-up, you'd better make your mind up.

— Frank Zappa

Gave my money all to you, took my watch and pawned it, too.

— Frank Zappa

The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'.

— Frank Zappa

Wowie zowie, love me do. Wowie zowie, and I'll love you, too.

— Frank Zappa