As I was filling up my gas tank I realized I didn't want to eat this week anyways. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Our material eye cannot see that a stupid chauvinism is driving us from one noisy, destructive, futile agitation to another. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Working out on your legs and driving is the same as drinking and driving. Not a good idea. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is nothing better than driving around with the windows down when so many things are running through your mind. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know those orange cones they put on the highway for you to knock down? I just beat my high score! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm all about sharing the road with other drivers...as long as they use the part that's behind me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The images in a picture book are the driving forces that tell the story. The words tell only what the pictures can't. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In America, diner food or roadside barbecue is the best road food, but I am not a fan of eating while driving… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cop pulls man over for suspicion of drunk driving. Cop: Sir have you been drinking? Man: No. Cop: Papers. Man: Scissors, I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If Big Sean's voice was Siri's Voice on the iPhone 5...'Turn left boiiii...Wait, HOLD UP! Whoa Dereee! Wrong way! Swerveeeee.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Songs with sirens in them should not be allowed on the radio as they trick me when I am driving. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Leaving your blinker on while driving is the road form of leaving your fly unzipped. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I shouldn't have driven home from the bar last night...especially since I walked there. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Drinking and driving is the most selfish thing you can do, just saying make sure you think before you do it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I would never kill a living thing, although I probably have inadvertently while driving automobiles. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whenever I see someone texting and driving I want to get out of the car and pop the tire. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You've got to ind some reasons to get off then car if you are driving pass your agency. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was driving my car, I crashed and broke my spine. So yes there are things worse in life than never being… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Drunk drivers are somewhat better them people texting while driving cause at least the drunk drivers are trying to look at the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Even an idle phone conversation when driving takes a 40 percent bite out of your focus and, surprisingly, can have the same… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life without God is like driving without GPS making all the wrong turns, in the wrong lane taking double the time to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish fire trucks and ambulances played, 'Move bitch! Get out the way!' instead of using sirens. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you're out driving tonight please put away your phone and watch out for the children! Happy Halloween! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Anyone who risks drinking and driving clearly was dropped on their head as a child. I just dont get why people do… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Drinking and driving is the stupidest and most cares less thing someone can do. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Social networking while driving is worse than texting while driving and drunk driving put together. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Does anyone else zone out while driving then like snap back to reality and wonder how you got to your destination safely... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Texting and driving is extremely dangerous. Tweeting and driving is even worse. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Before someone gets their drivers liscence they should have to beat Rainbow Road on Mario Kart without falling off. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A cop pulled me over and said, 'Papers...' So I said, 'Scissors, I win!' and drove off like a boss! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have no problem texting while driving, but I won't text while going down stairs. That shits dangerous. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That frustrating moment when you don't finish your text before the damn light turns green... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They should make eating and driving illegal too. That's just as dangerous as texting and driving! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That mini heart attack you get when the parked car next to you moves and you think you're moving. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everyone please be careful while driving. don't text, speed, or forget to wear a seat belt. it just isnt worth it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when I'm set on running a yellow light and the person in front of me chickens out. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If love Is Like Driving A Car, Then I Must Be The Worst Driver In The World. I Missed All The Signs… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you're texting and driving and the car in front of you has a bumper sticker that says 'don't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Im not saying I hate you. Im just saying if you got his by a bus, I would be driving that bus.:) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Driving through life is simple: Pick a lane and stay in it, don't cut people off and carry a lot of insurance. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
