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Driving Quotes by Anonymous

130 Driving quotes by Anonymous

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A revving engine roars as drivers talk about the road. The quotes compare a car’s fuel to friendship, warn that drinking and driving is the stupidest choice, and admit the temptation to text while behind the wheel. They also highlight how a careless moment can turn a routine drive into a dangerous gamble.

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I saw myself driving through Eternity in a timeless taxi.

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If you can read this bumper sticker you are driving too close.

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My car runs on gas, not friendship. So pay the fuck up.

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Driving to school then remembering you had homework...

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I think car horns should sound like gun shots…I bet you'll move then.

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Texting while driving? I don't even text when when I'm at my house...

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If Im driving you crazy just remember to put on your seat belt.

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Regular naps prevent old age,especially when you take them while driving.

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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

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You know you are drunk if you swerve to miss a tree than realize it is the air freshener hanging from your…

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Drove past three people texting and driving in the rain. Don't put me in danger if you don't care for your life!

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When I'm driving, I hate pedestrians. When I'm a pedestrian, I hate drivers...

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Admit it. You feel kind of like a badass speeding through those school zones in the morning.

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Women drivers are like stars in the sky. You can see them, but they can't see you.

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One time my sister was texting and driving and a cop was right by us & I didn't know what to do…

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I failed my Driver's test. Driving teacher: 'What do you do at a red light?' Me: 'I usually respond to texts and…

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I think that there was a lot of undisclosed money that came into South Dakota, driving a message to paint me as…

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Saying that you don’t have time to improve your thoughts and your life is like saying you don’t have time to stop…

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“We hold that the sender of a text message can potentially be liable if an accident is caused by texting, but only…

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An artist is only an ordinary man with a greater potentiality--same stuff, same make up, only more force. And the strong driving…

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I'm from Port Arthur, Texas! Little guy! Little character guy from one of the saddest oil-refinery towns in America. And here I…

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When I get my drivers licences I am going too take my picture of me drunk soo, when I get pulled over…

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I would not waste time, as Senator Gillibrand does, on things such as dictating a national minimum driving age and sponsoring a…

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Perfection is something we should all strive for. It's a duty and a joy to perfect one's nature... The most difficult thing…

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“Ellie hated driving, particularly in cities. She had a habit of taking every other driver's unsignaled lane change or blown red light…

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Online I see people committing 'social media suicide' all the time by one of two ways. Firstly by responding to all criticism,…

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If you're drinking, texting and driving. you're a fucking idiot.

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Could you please push your seat back more, I really hate leg room.

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Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!

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I have a new pet peeve. Its people texting while driving.

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I wish Google maps had an, 'Avoid The Ghetto Route' option.

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I used to hate red lights. Now they just give me time to text.

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Texting while driving is a bad ass habit.

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Text or drive, or stay alive. YOU decide.

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Tell anyone that says Cell Phones don't speed up death to TEXT AND DRIVE!

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There'd be less accidents if there was a texting lane.

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Texting and driving, or stay alive. YOU decide.

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All restaurants are drive-thru if you drive hard enough.

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Caught a cop texting and driving today...that makes it legal right?

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Yes officer, I did see the 'Speed limit' sign...I just didn't see you.

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