My girlfriend is really good at texting and driving aka risking our lives. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A people who's primary aims are driving, shopping, and television are subject to terrorism at any time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Look officer, I'm not being a smartass. All I'm sayin' is if you caught me then you were speeding too. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nascar would be so much more entertaining if they threw banana peels and turtle shells. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate driving behind log trucks, all I can think about is Final Destination... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Driving to work playing the 'Let's see how long I can drive with my gas light on.' game. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when I think Ive found a parking space, only for it to turn out to be a cart corral. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sit back, enjoy the ride and hang out with me for a little while. ( sorry, cheesy driving metaphor!) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm guilty of texting and driving. I really need to stop, before I wreck one of these days. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is scientifically proved that your friend's car doesn't give a fuck when driving with demon speed in a road with holes… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
October extinguished itself in a rush of howling winds and driving rain and November arrived, cold as frozen iron, with hard frosts… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There has to be a way to redirect employee's driving ambition and to channel it more productively. There is. Create heroes in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The road ahead won't be easy but if you take the passenger seat and let God do all the driving you are… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm a firm believe in no texting while driving. That means no twitter/Facebook while driving either. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I listen to Neil Young and jazz and classical stations and, if my girlfriend's driving, it tends to be Hall & Oates. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate driving with my mom, she acts like its my first day driving. I dont need you to be so nervous… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are so many elements that make a good film. You need a great director who's driving it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom texts you a question while you are driving. Gets mad at you for texting and driving. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When the car in front of me is driving slow, I move to the side a bit so the cars behind me… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When advertising your business on the side of your car it's a good idea not to drive like a complete asshole. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Secondly, I thought it was ridiculous to have two undercover policemen driving around in a striped tomato. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not saying I hate u..i'm saying that if u ever get hit by a bus, I would be driving that bus… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No officer, I didn't see you in my rear view...my eyes haven't left my phone for at least the past 5 miles... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Women only have trouble parking because we are constantly lied to about what 8 inches is. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You are driving a car and it will maybe eventually start going in the wrong direction. But it is your life, you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You are sitting in the passenger seat = don't touch my perfectly positioned vents! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When your trapped in the trunk of a Honda sinking to the bottom of the ocean you either learn about cars or… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching...my car into reverse and driving away from the accident. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
