I know real cops. When they're paired up together, they get so close, you know? There's no excuse for it, but these… — Kenny Johnson Copy Share Image
Dogs would make totally incompetent criminals. If you could somehow get a group of dogs to understand the concept of the Kennedy… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Cats are too independent. They piss me off. They play when they want, and then they turn their back on you. Dogs,… — Denzel Washington Copy Share Image
If they'd been dogs, they would have all been in the yard eating grass and trying to yak up whatever was making… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Dogs are here to remind us life really is a simple thing. You eat, sleep, take walks, and pee when you must.… — Jonathan Carroll Copy Share Image
When I say "dogs", I'm talking about dogs, which are large, bounding, salivating animals, usually with bad breath. I am not talking… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Me (big photo), Corbin (us sticking our tongue out and doin peace sign), Buddy (my Himalayan boy), Cody (doin pig nose and… — Cowgirl_Haley00 Copy Share Image
Most Americans acquire dogs impulsively and for dubious reasons: as a Christmas gift for the kids. Because they saw one in a… — Jon Katz Copy Share Image
That my dog she a golden retriever as much as she cute and friendly if u had a little dogs or even… — MrCountry Copy Share Image
“Force is always my last resort.” True aggression that causes significant injury is not something a dog wants to use. Dogs will… — Jennifer Arnold Copy Share Image
My home is different from my mother's, because hers is filled with beautiful objects that I was always afraid of breaking. My… — Cybill Shepherd Copy Share Image
“I know that market value is a repulsive accounting of somebody’s worth, and many of us would be unable to put a… — Jessica Pierce Copy Share Image
When the man was disgraced and told to go away, he was allowed to ask all the animals whether any of them… — Richard Adams Copy Share Image
Confront a child, a puppy, and a kitten with a sudden danger; the child will turn instinctively for assistance, the puppy will… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I WOULD LIKE, to begin with, to say that though parents, husbands, children, lovers and friends are all very well, they are… — Elizabeth von Arnim Copy Share Image
“For anyone who has never experienced or set any store by being close to an animal, it is perhaps difficult to understand… — Ninni Holmqvist Copy Share Image
“Dogs are the kids we've always wanted. They're totally devoted and want to live with you until they die. Not like children… — Jonathan Carroll Copy Share Image
“Ways to train puppies or pet dogs efficiently? Individuals have to choose the qualified puppy shop in order to get large collection… — Href Http Copy Share Image
But I've often said that if I had – I have two dogs – if I had two retarded children, I'd be… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
“But I shot the dog myself. I took him into the barn holding on to his collar. He knew something bad was… — Pat Barker Copy Share Image
“She lived upstairs in the farmhouse; guests and visitors occupied the B&B rooms downstairs. She kept crates tucked all over the house,… — Jon Katz Copy Share Image
“As we left, the man at the desk told us to take our dog with us, and to our amazement showed us… — Ernesto Che Guevara Copy Share Image
“You know that feeling when you kiss your dog's butthole goodnight but it tastes like your uncle's balls? This means that your… — John Wilkes Booth Copy Share Image
Dogs come into our lives to teach us about love and loyalty. They depart to teach us about loss. A new dog… — Erica Jong Copy Share Image
“He himself, he realized, had always been most abominably frightened, even at the height of his divine power, a frail god upon… — Patrick White Copy Share Image
At home in Victoria, we have three dogs, Tosh and Lucy, they're half Blue Heelers, and then there's Torrin a little Maltese… — Chris Hemsworth Copy Share Image
My mother early on taught us to respect all animals, and I mean all animals - not just cats and dogs but… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
Dogs are a really amazing eye opener for us humans because their lives are compressed into such a short period, so we… — John Grogan Copy Share Image
“I opened my mouth to exclaim about the puppies. They were beauty and joy and innocence made of flesh and fur, in… — Kelly Milner Halls Copy Share Image
I think the main reason is that people binge watch because they can. We're like dogs, really. If we like something, we… — D. B. Weiss Copy Share Image
“Throw a stick, and the servile dog wheezes and pants and stumbles to bring it to you. Do the same before a… — H.P. Lovecraft Copy Share Image
“To deny the darkness of yourself is to deny half of who you are, and when you love, truly love, you need… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“Television wasn't getting rid of animals, but they were no longer cast as creatures that were omniscient and heroic. They were talking… — Susan Orlean Copy Share Image
Let your dog teach you how to get the most out of life! If we could all be more like our dogs… — Cesar Millan Copy Share Image
We've got eight dogs, a cat, a turtle, kids... yeah we have a lot of dogs. It's a lot of fur, it's… — Ayda Field Copy Share Image
I wish I had gone to Cannes with a film, but I had gone there for L'Oreal Pakistan. I cannot tell you… — Mahira Khan Copy Share Image
If I wasn't acting, I'd try and be a footballer. I wouldn't be a musician because I can't write my own music.… — Jamie Blackley Copy Share Image
“Dogs are losing their noses. Other research has supported the odd and disturbing result that companion dogs are not only not using… — Alexandra Horowitz Copy Share Image
Bites are usually not random attacks by strays. The great majority of biting dogs belong to a family member or friend of… — Jon Katz Copy Share Image
We recognize caste in dogs because we rank ourselves by the familiar dog system, a ladderlike social arrangement wherein one individual outranks… — Elizabeth Marshall Thomas Copy Share Image
