Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste. — Wes Smith Copy Share Image
In dinner talk it is perhaps allowable to fling any faggot rather than let the fire go out. — James M. Barrie Copy Share Image
Queen Elizabeth, who said, Not now, I'm on the throne. Never got a dinner! — Red Buttons Copy Share Image
“Oh dear Sunday, I am so happy that I want your entire wisdom at my dinner table.” — Santosh Kalwar Copy Share Image
The best number for a dinner party is two; myself and a damn good head waiter. — Nubar Gulbenkian Copy Share Image
“A space-time, between here and now and there and then, puncuated by dinner” — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
I'm constantly feeding my metabolism. But at the same time if I want to go one night and have a nice dinner… — Cara Castronuova Copy Share Image
I've been turning it over in after-dinner speeches, but it looks awkward-it's not what people are used to-it wants a good deal… — George Eliot Copy Share Image
After a truly good meal, an outstanding cigar is still the most satisfying after-dinner activity that doesn't involve two human beings. — Brad Shaw Copy Share Image
It always bothers me to see people writing RIP when a person dies. It just feels so insincere and like a cop… — Lou Reed Copy Share Image
If you really hate George Bush, you don't want to read about his hobbies or that he's nice to his friends or… — Daniel Okrent Copy Share Image
The night before Tilbury, the Cordon Bleu gourmet dinner turned out Cordon Brown. Six out of ten to the chef for trying… — Spike Milligan Copy Share Image
I go from a full working day to making sure I am home for dinner with my kids. I couldn't do that… — Donatella Versace Copy Share Image
My father used to be a fisherman, so it always makes me feel close to him when I am there on the… — Irina Shayk Copy Share Image
After I'd met her, a mutual friend prompted me to ask her out for dinner, but she said she had a night… — Robert Wolders Copy Share Image
My mother is a big fan of precision, and tries her best to maintain it. Unfortunately, her own incompetence gets in the… — Gregory Galloway Copy Share Image
“Do what you can with what you have. Don’t wait for the day when you have the right couch, coffee table, or… — Chrystal Evans Hurst Copy Share Image
For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
Smell brings to mind... a family dinner of pot roast and sweet potatoes during a myrtle-mad August in a Midwestern town. Smells… — Diane Ackerman Copy Share Image
“I'm going to be heading for New Orleans towards the end of the week," I told Loretta over dinner that night. "Really?… — Gideon Rathbone Copy Share Image
A man filled with meat turns his back on the dry bones of political doctrine. Fanatical devotion to the ruling party comes… — W. Somerset Maugham Copy Share Image
I don't cook - I can cook - but I'm not very good. I like being asked over for dinner, because she… — Mark Mothersbaugh Copy Share Image
Be careful what you say. It comes true. It comes true. I had to leave home in order to see the world… — Maxine Hong Kingston Copy Share Image
“It was not that long ago that dinner had meant swallowing down whatever you could get your filthy hands on. . .… — Jo Baker Copy Share Image
I had more problems with the men in our own government, and not because they were male chauvinistic pigs but because they… — Madeleine Albright Copy Share Image
Some meat eaters defend meat eating by pointing out that it is natural: in the wild, animals eat one another. The animals… — Sharon Gannon Copy Share Image
I was so lucky that I got to meet certain people. It came through Roddy McDowall, who had become a photographer and… — Winona Ryder Copy Share Image
I could hear hopefulness in her voice, but also doubt. She was waiting for me to admit the obvious: I'd forgotten. I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“There was a jug of creamy milk for the children (Mr Beaver stuck to beer) and a great lump of deep yellow… — C.S. Lewis Copy Share Image
My best experience as a writer was working with Michael Ondaatje. He let me dismantle his novel, reimagine it, and still had… — Anthony Copy Share Image
