“As for Headmistress Crouch, I pegged her as the type who wouldn't have a mate, either because of her exacting standards, or… — Stacey Lee Copy Share Image
At the dinner table, if you can't think of anything to say, sit quietly. Don't throw rolls, or chew on your napkin. — Mason Cooley Copy Share Image
Dean Martin's pancreas, who overheard his liver singing I got a right to sing the blues. Never got a dinner! — Red Buttons Copy Share Image
Writers get exactly the right amount of fame: just enough to get a good table in a restaurant but not enough so… — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
A man's own dinner is to himself so important that he cannot bring himself to believe that it is a matter utterly… — Anthony Trollope Copy Share Image
The television set's on while the family's sitting around having dinner or talking. Nobody's watching TV; it's there; they're aware of it,… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I can't sleep in the evenings. Most of the pictures people see of me are me going to work events: a Fendi… — Cara Delevingne Copy Share Image
“I clear breakfast at ten o'clock. I set on lunch at one. Dinner I set on at six. It's ten o'clock.” — Shirley Jackson Copy Share Image
There was a time when going out to parties and dinner parties and clubs was an exciting thing to do. I'd wake… — Gina Bellman Copy Share Image
The married thing. Sometimes I look at it and feel like someone from a Dickens novel, standing outside in the cold and… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
I happen to have a talent for allocating capital. But my ability to use that talent is completely dependent on the society… — Warren Buffett Copy Share Image
I have no idea what a high school party looks like. I was just with my friend, and we were walking down… — Ashley Rickards Copy Share Image
The dinner table is the center for the teaching and practicing not just of table manners but of conversation, consideration, tolerance, family… — Judith Martin Copy Share Image
What's interesting about Twitter is the unmediatedness of it, the directness of it. I'm on a train somewhere in New York and… — Teju Cole Copy Share Image
People tell me if I don't eat vegetables, I'm going to get scurvy. Well, what the hell. But I was never overweight… — Art Donovan Copy Share Image
LINUS: Where are you going for Thanksgiving, Charlie Brown? CHARLIE: My father, my mother, Sally, and I are all going to my… — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
Whatcha gonna do to this? You may be older than me, but you're new to this. Cause I been out there, queen… — Roxanne Shante Copy Share Image
I would love four children because I have a very small family, so I want those big Thanksgiving dinners. — Chrissy Teigen Copy Share Image
Moses, who said to the children of Israel, Wear your galoshes; I never did this trick before. Never got a dinner! — Red Buttons Copy Share Image
Family is always first. Even though my kids are older - my son is 25 and my daughter is 21 - I… — Jaclyn Smith Copy Share Image
My boyfriend isn't a rock star. His values are rock solid. We met at a dinner and he made me laugh. — Alek Wek Copy Share Image
For 'Dynamite,' Max and Luke went to dinner and left me with a melody, and then I put it together. — Bonnie McKee Copy Share Image
With four-appetizer, four-entree menus, it's like, give me a break. That's not a restaurant, that's a dinner party. — Joe Bastianich Copy Share Image
The time is come when women must do something more than the "domestic hearth," which means nursing the infants, keeping a pretty… — Florence Nightingale Copy Share Image
I'm the sort of person who takes a camera to dinner or a nightclub because I enjoy taking pictures of people. I… — Tamara Ecclestone Copy Share Image
I can get an audience screaming in Las Vegas and say, 'Barbara, that was a great show,' and she'll say, 'Would you… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
I've played in successful sides, and you smell it. When dinner finishes at 7:45 P.M., and you're playing in an unsuccessful side,… — Phil Neville Copy Share Image
Dates are fun, but being a serial dater isn't my thing; I'd rather care about someone and be able to wear sweatpants… — Gerard Horan Copy Share Image
That which chiefly causes the failure of a dinner-party, is the running short--not of meat, nor yet of drink, but of conversation. — Lewis Carroll Copy Share Image
For an artist to marry his model is as fatal as for a gourmet to marry his cook: the one gets no… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
I hate McDonald's. I don't want to order my dinner by yelling into a clown's mouth. If I want my face in… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
Joe Torre, who switched to first base because he didn't want to go through life as Chicken Catcher Torre. Never got a… — Red Buttons Copy Share Image
It is said that love makes the world go 'round - the announcement lacks verification. It's wind from the dinner horn that… — O. Henry Copy Share Image
If you have young kids, around 3 o'clock is a good time for a party because naps are over, and little ones… — Tiffani Thiessen Copy Share Image
We go to church on Sunday and then have family dinner. My mom usually cooks, and most of the time, it's protein… — Simone Biles Copy Share Image
It is as easy for most of us to keep from stealing our dinners as it is to digest them, and there… — Jane Addams Copy Share Image
Mom: Dinner's Ready! Me: Okay, I'm coming. *Stays oncomputer* Mom: DINNER'S READY! Me: I SAID I'M COMING! - — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People are like, 'Oh, he actually shops for his dinner?' Yeah, I shop for my dinner. And I go down the aisle… — Sean Payton Copy Share Image
My dad always supported me. Sometimes we didn't have anything to eat for breakfast, but if we could eat lunch and dinner,… — Albert Pujols Copy Share Image
In the amount of time it takes to microwave a TV dinner, you can put something much tastier on the table, I… — Michael Pollan Copy Share Image