I was in a hotel room in Dallas, and I was jerking off so much and so sadly and pathetically, that the… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
The last episode of Dallas was in '1991.' Unfortunately, it was a terrible episode to end the show on: it was a… — Patrick Duffy Copy Share Image
No other city in the U.S. can divest the visitor of so much money with so little enthusiasm. In Dallas, they take… — Fletcher Knebel Copy Share Image
For me certainly Earl Campbell and Tony Dorsett come to mind, and Roger Staubach. I've grown up here in Dallas watching Roger… — Tim Brown Copy Share Image
Shoot, after you've been through freeway traffic in Houston or Dallas, there's no road in the world that can scare you. Besides,… — Gib Lewis Copy Share Image
When I was a kid growing up in the States in the late '70s and early '80s, as soon as 'Dallas' came… — John Barrowman Copy Share Image
Diamond Dallas saved my life. He didn't have to, but that's the kind of guy he is. He's helped so many people… — Jake Roberts Copy Share Image
I never travel without my Stetson, but the more I wear it the more I realise that no one wears hats any… — Larry Hagman Copy Share Image
I saw this thing years ago, where somebody filled a gymnasium with ping-pong balls and mousetraps. And then somebody threw just one… — Patrick Duffy Copy Share Image
Dogs would make totally incompetent criminals. If you could somehow get a group of dogs to understand the concept of the Kennedy… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
It's funny, but when there are dominant teams, there are a number of people who rail about the fact that they're always… — Al Michaels Copy Share Image
In the year since we brought things into the open with a clean breath of fresh air at City Hall, we have… — Laura Miller Copy Share Image
I lived in Dallas, and it's a big city, but you can jump on any freeway and drive in any direction for… — Stark Sands Copy Share Image
