Crocodile Quotes · Page 2

“thoes prepared to shed copious floods of crocodile tears . . .”

— Stephen King

“You’re the prettiest thing I’ve seen fall from the sky today.”

— Shaun Hick

“Udah, deh... shut up! You nggak usah crocodile tears!”

— Devania Annesya

Give me a 15-ft. crocodile any day over a bee.

— Bindi Irwin

Appeasement is feeding the crocodile, hoping he will eat you last.

— Winston Churchill

See you later, alligator. After a while, crocodile.

— Bill Haley

LOVE, The crocodile in the river of desire;

— Nikhil Saluja

“Chocolate cured just about everything, but being a crocodile's chew-toy was on a whole other level.”

— Desiree Williams

Statistically there's only one crocodile-related human fatality per year in the whole of Australia.

— Steve Irwin

“...but now that I know it's possible for a couple of zebras to outsmart a crocodile, life is starting to look up"…

— Sarah Weeks

Today, I saw a crocodile eating a wild buffalo on Discovery. Bullshit!! We all know it's fake. Crocodiles eat Alpenliebe

— Ritu Ghatourey

“How doth the little crocodile Improve his shining tail, And pour the waters of the Nile On every golden scale!”

— Lewis Carroll

The crocodile doesn't harm the bird that cleans his teeth for him. He eats the others but not that one.

— Linda Hogan

After 'Crocodile Dundee,' I turned down lots of stuff, most of it where I'd play the girlfriend of some funny man.

— Linda Kozlowski

The free world wants to feed South Africa to the Red Crocodile [communism], to appease its hunger.

— P. W. Botha

I've eaten lion, leopard, crocodile, python. I don't recommend lion. It tastes exactly like when a tomcat comes into your house and…

— Wilbur Smith

You know the trait of a crocodile, don't you? It never hunts outside water. It always goes into the water to catch…

— Emmerson Mnangagwa

When one sees one of the romantic creatures before him he imagines he is looking at some holy being, so wonderful that…

— Anton Chekhov

“will the crocodile not feed if there are no fishes in the river? will the hen not peck its chick if its…

— jovita efehi obadolagbonyi

I put a bullet into the back of the crocodiles neck just behind the head, thus killing it. If a crocodile is…

— Louis Leakey

Each one hopes that if he feeds the crocodile enough, the crocodile will eat him last. All of them hope that the…

— Winston Churchill

When I went to Amazonia, l went as the field doctor for biologists studying crocodile behavior. There's no way humans should have…

— Kenneth Kamler

“Look, man, I don’t know who you are, but that crocodile has been terrorizing Long Island for weeks. I take that kind…

— Rick Riordan

The crocodile cannot turn its head. Like all science, it must always go forward with all-devouring jaws.

— Pyotr Kapitsa

“Have you killed a man, drowned a crocodile, hunted a wolf, or raped an abuser? Stop pretending you love someone.”

— M.F. Moonzajer

I've never been impressed by somebody who came in with a crocodile bag, you know?

— Peter Lindbergh

A crocodile just swung around and hit me with its teeth. It took a big chunk off my leg.

— Steve Backshall

Only when you have crossed the river can you say that the crocodile has a lump on his snout.

— Ashanti

“Delia thought it was as much use as putting deely-boppers on a crocodile and calling it Miriam”

— Mhairi McFarlane

The first crocodile I ever caught was at nine years of age, and it was a rescue.

— Steve Irwin

“I had a dream about you. You was a crocodile and i was always looking for you with fear. Your teeth were…

— Kattie Belgar

Are we not witnessing a strange tableau of survival whenever a bird alights on the head of a crocodile, bringing together the…

— Anonymous

I'm obsessed with crocodiles and getting eaten by one. When I hear that someone's been eaten by a crocodile or shark, I…

— Tori Amos