Success and failure are not true op-posites and they're not even in the same class; they're not even a couch and a… — Lillian Hellman Copy Share Image
That child whose mother has never smiled upon him is worthy neither of the table of the gods nor the couch of… — Anatole France Copy Share Image
If the coyote's in your living room pissing on your couch, it's not the coyote's fault. It's your fault for not shooting… — Ted Nugent Copy Share Image
Or a way to stay on strangers couches, that just sounds terrible all around. — Sam Altman Copy Share Image
Take a cat, nourish it well with milk and tender meat, make it a couch of silk... — Geoffrey Chaucer Copy Share Image
When I want to relax, I plop down on my couch and watch some great movie, usually a British drama - anything… — Cobie Smulders Copy Share Image
I'm a loser on Sunday. Yeah, I'm a couch potato. I get up and try and eat and then back on the… — Adam Garcia Copy Share Image
If New York is the City That Never Sleeps, then Los Angeles is the City That's Always Passed Out on the Couch. — Paul Beatty Copy Share Image
. . . gastronomical perfection can be reached in these combinations: one person dining alone, usually upon a couch or a hill… — M. F. K. Fisher Copy Share Image
Movies are as old as psychoanalysis. So if I were to put you or anyone else on a couch and say, 'Tell… — Andrew Sarris Copy Share Image
Skiers make the best lovers because they don't sit in front of a television like couch potatoes. They take a risk and… — Ruth Westheimer Copy Share Image
Time Warner has called and they want us all back on the couch, just consuming - not producing, not sharing - and… — Clay Shirky Copy Share Image
We as parents are our children's first and best role models, and this is particularly true when it comes to their health.… — Michelle Obama Copy Share Image
I lived with my mom in a really small apartment. My bedroom was like in the living room. That's why I still… — Alicia Keys Copy Share Image
Walking around without makeup all the time! I know that you should not do, but this is what I like to do… — Danneel Ackles Copy Share Image
I'm not a potato sack; I've never sat on my couch. If I'm home, I'm cleaning, feeding my dogs, doing stuff. Life… — Gisele Bundchen Copy Share Image
It is curious, isn't it, that things you know well never look dirty and dilapidated-other people's old furniture looks shabby and moth-eaten.… — D.E. Stevenson Copy Share Image
Elvis!" Min shoved herself off the couch to shoo him away. "Stay away from there. There's broken glass." "He did that on… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
It needs to be said that sometimes my mom forgets important details when she talks. Like the time she told us she… — Bill Konigsberg Copy Share Image
Whenever a liberal begins a peevish complaint with a throat-clearing equivocation like, "Of course, we all agree," your antennae should go up.… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
I sat up in bed. "What did he say?" Tyson groaned, still half asleep. He was lying facedown on the couch, his… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
I was there when Sam Raimi showed Stan Lee the first cut of the first Spider-Man movie. I was on a couch… — Brian Michael Bendis Copy Share Image
Christ taught an astonishing thing about physical death: not merely that it is an experience robbed of its terror but that as… — William C. Bryant Copy Share Image
So, I'm lying on the couch and Laura walks in and I say, 'Free at last,' and she says 'You're free all… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
Having wires strewn across your couch and across the floor is a big deal to a lot of people. — J Allard Copy Share Image
The difference for me is I just don't sleep on friends' couches anymore. — Sean Kinney Copy Share Image
I can't even begin to tell you how many casting couches I was attacked on. Not just by casting people, but by… — Jenny McCarthy Copy Share Image
I had to groan a bit on the couch when my brow was mopped - as it is when you've been shot… — Anthony Head Copy Share Image
I love making videos on my couch. You can put those on the Internet fast. I can express myself. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I am a completely horizontal author. I can't think unless I'm lying down, either in bed or stretched on a couch. — Truman Capote Copy Share Image
In durance vile 1here must I wake and weep, And all my frowsy couch in sorrow steep. — Robert Burns Copy Share Image
My whole staff love to laugh and count the money. On the couch, hands in our pants like Al Bundy. — Nelly Copy Share Image
That practis'd falsehood under saintly shew, Deep malice to conceal, couch'd with revenge. — John Milton Copy Share Image
It's nice to get off the couch, throw the clothes on, add a little make-up and go back to work, every once… — Leonard Nimoy Copy Share Image
The casting couch? There's only one of us who ever made it to stardom without it, and that was Bette Davis. — Claudette Colbert Copy Share Image
My apartment is basically a couch, an armchair, and about four thousand books. — Audrey Niffenegger Copy Share Image
When you travel so much, the best and most relaxing thing is to just sit on the couch and not move. — Serena Williams Copy Share Image
The tyrant custom, most grave senators, Hath made the flinty and steel couch of war My thrice-driven bed of down. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can't relax and sink back in the couch and watch 'Jeopardy!' the way I used to. — Ken Jennings Copy Share Image
You know, I have never had a casting couch proposition in my life. I thought there was something wrong with me. — Shirley MacLaine Copy Share Image
