“Cops, I've learned, are like vampires; they can't come in unless you invite them.” — jessica warman Copy Share Image
Avoid being seized by the police. The cops are not your friends. Don't tell them anything. — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
“I hate cops. You're either a cop or a reporter. And I hate cops and newspapermen.” — James Kaplan Copy Share Image
That's the world of policing. I've met some bad-ass female cops, who are very cool people. — David Ayer Copy Share Image
'Reno' was originally going to be a sketch show, with the cops as a transitional element. — Robert Ben Garant Copy Share Image
I lived in Chicago, in a shady part of town, and the cops would always stop me since I'm Mexican and I… — Michael Pena Copy Share Image
I would have to commit a crime and have cops chase me. That would be the only way to get me to… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
Everyone wants to be part of the 99%, even the cops are like, "No, no, man. I'm part of the 99% too."… — Eric Drooker Copy Share Image
“You're a cop aren't you? A private detective. Isn't that the same thing? The cops guarantee order. All I do is uncover… — Manuel Vázquez Montalbán Copy Share Image
I'm not the kind of guy a girl would take home to her mother. She'd kick the girl out and probably call… — Steve Jones Copy Share Image
I know Chicago cops. They're tough. They have to be. The whole city would explode. It's like a bomb, Chicago. — Lee Marvin Copy Share Image
I think people really don't like cops so much; they're kind of rude to them or treat them like they can't see… — Leelee Sobieski Copy Share Image
Plus caps to cops, policeman drops. You blew off his top when the pistol went pop. Troopers, soldiers, rollin like boulders. Eyes… — Kool G Rap Copy Share Image
“The cops watched me and the Georges and the other foreigners who worked the streets, and they knew exactly what we were… — Gregory David Roberts Copy Share Image
Initially charged with assaulting a police officer and resisting arrest I was held for 36 hours, was beaten by cops and made… — John Blair Copy Share Image
“You gotta love the cops. They start the night ready to shoot someone's eyes off and at the same time ready to… — Marc Parent Copy Share Image
“The trouble with cops is not that they're dumb or crooked or tough, but that they think just being a cop gives… — Raymond Chandler Copy Share Image
'Backwash' is an old-school, slapstick-y romp between three eccentric loser friends who inadvertently rob a bank, armed solely with a salami and… — Joshua Malina Copy Share Image
I remember my first run-in with cops. It took me really getting to hang, well after that, with cops who were cool,… — Woody Harrelson Copy Share Image
I don't think the Port Authority does a good enough job in anything that they do, quite honestly, but clearly in the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If somebody's gonna smoke a joint in their house and not do anybody else any harm, then perhaps there are other things… — Sarah Palin Copy Share Image
They say no one knows if we all see red the same way. Except traffic cops. — Greg Fitzsimmons Copy Share Image
I definitely support cop acting more than cops, but all of them ain't bad, just some of them. — Ice Cube Copy Share Image
Cops need dumb people. What if everybody was smart? Where would police be right now? — Deon Cole Copy Share Image
If the cops are coming, get the hopping, running. Quick & drop that onion, ain't no stopping young'n. — JR Writer Copy Share Image
The BET definition of a humanitarian is someone who perpetuates a war on cops. — Tomi Lahren Copy Share Image
You're going to find this hard to believe, but cops aren't required to carry emergency condoms." Joe Morelli — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
On 'Southland,' when a helicopter joins our scene, we don't skip a beat. The actors talk louder because that's what cops do… — Shawn Hatosy Copy Share Image
I think attractive cops should make it clear they are not strippers sent by your buddies before they tase me. — Danny Zuker Copy Share Image
“My main problem with cops is that they do what they're told. They say 'Sorry mate, I'm just doing my job' all… — Banksy Copy Share Image
There's one overriding issue, namely, that we live in a police state so long as the police get to police themselves. And… — Russell Simmons Copy Share Image
“The cops got out of the car and came straight towards me. My first thought was, How hypocritical… They head straight for… — Bella Shadow Copy Share Image
I'm a cop, and cops talk. They called me the day he did it, but did you ever hear me say anything… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
New York is like an Island, a big Rikers Island. The cops be out wilding, all I hear is sirens. It's all… — Nas Copy Share Image
Where are the cops when you need them? (Nick) Probably eating beignets. As the old saying goes, when seconds count, the police… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
