I'm a chubby middle-aged white guy with short hair. I think that's it, really. I kind of have a look. Right now,… — Aaron Douglas Copy Share Image
Everyone wants to be part of the 99%, even the cops are like, "No, no, man. I'm part of the 99% too."… — Eric Drooker Copy Share Image
Boy lovers and the lesbians who have young lovers... are not child molesters. The child abusers are priests, teachers, therapists, cops and… — Patrick Califia Copy Share Image
So I'm back again to the eternal question, the one that has plagued me all my life: How Do Other People Do… — Marian Keyes Copy Share Image
Women want their men to be cops. They want you to punish them and tell them what the limits are. The only… — Mort Sahl Copy Share Image
When New Yorkers tell one about the dangers of their city, the muggings, the dinner parties to which no one turns up… — Jonathan Raban Copy Share Image
Black folks tell their kids they have to be twice as good as a white person? Well, if I tell a child… — Dick Gregory Copy Share Image
Okay, Shane," Agnes said as Brenda's clock gonged midnight. "I got Joey in the kitchen, a cop in the front hall, a… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
American cops didn't create that atmosphere, they're the ones though who have to live with it on a daily basis. These are… — Don Winslow Copy Share Image
And as cynical and jaded as many have become, you see the heroic nature of cops, who put aside a lot of… — Veena Sud Copy Share Image
An average English word is four letters and a half. By hard, honest labor I've dug all the large words out of… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
R-4 got stuck on the First Law. "Can anyone really protect a human being from all harm whatever?" it thought. "No. It… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads, Low Bridge Ahead. Before he knows it,… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
There were a lot of people in our nationalist group who went on to become cops and firefighters and correctional officers. Unfortunately… — Christian Picciolini Copy Share Image
We were looking for someone who could get the film [Filth] made at that kind of level, with the finance we wanted,… — Irvine Welsh Copy Share Image
Yo, cop. We're heading for Screamer's. You wanna come?" Butch looked up at the doorway. Vishous was in the hall with Rhage… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
The very first time I got to drive by myself, I took a bunch of my friends to school and was caught… — Cheech Marin Copy Share Image
[Nikola] Tesla is great! Tesla I actually deal with - I have this thing called the Cop Stopper that deals with Tesla's… — Kellan Lutz Copy Share Image
There's a point where a cop pulls you out of that car and starts abusing you or beating on you and at… — Ice T Copy Share Image
Travel is one of the best anti-war weapons that there are. I've been to Iran, and if you're there you see little… — Viggo Mortensen Copy Share Image
Message to all rioters: put down your brick, put away the spray paint, and leave the cop cars alone; you're acting like… — Jim Rome Copy Share Image
The fans are bad everywhere you go, with language, and with behavior. You can't put enough cops in the stands, but you… — John Chaney Copy Share Image
I wouldn't be surprised to see a lot of guns going off, you know, guns held by white men acting as vigilantes,… — Allan Nairn Copy Share Image
I'll tell you what I really enjoy. We all go to the movies, we all watch television, we know what they're about,… — Nathan Fillion Copy Share Image
I remember one night in Memphis, I'd come out of a blackout, and I didn't know where I was. I'm feeling through… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
My dad was a homicide cop in the gay neighborhood in the city when gay neighborhoods were desperate, depressing, sad places run… — Dan Savage Copy Share Image
I've been in a lot of indie movies, where we didn't necessarily have permits or permission. I've even run from the cops… — Gillian Jacobs Copy Share Image
When I was younger, I wanted to be a cop. Then I watched 'The Wild Wild West,' and so I wanted to… — Woody Harrelson Copy Share Image
There's one overriding issue, namely, that we live in a police state so long as the police get to police themselves. And… — Russell Simmons Copy Share Image
I really think a good host is just a connector. I'm more traffic cop than star. My job is to get people… — George Stroumboulopoulos Copy Share Image
A cop told me, a long time ago, that there’s no substitute for knowing what you’re doing. Most of us scribblers do… — George V. Higgins Copy Share Image
I think it's too bad that everybody's decided to turn on drugs, I don't think drugs are the problem. Crime is the… — Jerry Garcia Copy Share Image
Persistence and determination are incredibly important. But sometimes you need to analyze the situation and understand when you're wrong. You need to… — Sasha Grey Copy Share Image
I'm thrilled to feel that I can rely on myself totally and absolutely; that my children are being brought up so that… — Madalyn Murray O'Hair Copy Share Image
I'm a cop, and cops talk. They called me the day he did it, but did you ever hear me say anything… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
A good song should make you wanna tap your foot and get with your girl. A great song should destroy cops and… — Tom Morello Copy Share Image
One of the things I would love to do is 'Axe Cop,' which is a comic book. I would like to be… — Ken Marino Copy Share Image
The Onion Field, that one got pretty close to me because I was a cop when it happened. I saw some of… — Joseph Wambaugh Copy Share Image
Where are the cops when you need them? (Nick) Probably eating beignets. As the old saying goes, when seconds count, the police… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
I went to Annapolis for tougher laws to hold cops accountable. I'm fighting to bring back the trust between the police and… — Stephanie Rawlings-Blake Copy Share Image
![“We were looking for someone who could get the film [Filth] made at that kind of level, with the finance we wanted, and we spoke to a lot of people. When I met James [McAvoy] in the Soho Hotel with Jon Baird, the director, he looked about ten years old. I thought there's no way he's going to be a…” quote by Irvine Welsh](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/d43/irvine-welsh-843_alcoholics_we-were-looking-for-someone-who-could-ge_1584255.jpg)
![“[Nikola] Tesla is great! Tesla I actually deal with - I have this thing called the Cop Stopper that deals with Tesla's technology. It's like a Pokémon ball and you push the button.” quote by Kellan Lutz](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/a65/kellan-lutz-2950_balls_nikola-tesla-is-great-tesla-i-actually-d_2340412.png)
