I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do? — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
Ooh good I've got syphilis, the BEST of the sexually transmitted diseases. — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what BEING STABBED? — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster. — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
Whenever I’m suffering from insomnia, I just look at a picture of a Toyota Camry and I’m straight off. — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
I'm sorry, but having an Aston Martin DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like having Keira Knightley… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
This is the Renault Espace, probably the best of the people carriers. Not that that's much to shout about. That's like saying… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
The air conditioning in Lamborghinis used to be an asthmatic sitting in the dashboard blowing at you through a straw. — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
“I took ten days off and by 11 o’clock on the first morning I had drunk fourteen cups of coffee, read all the newspapers… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share
I dish the dirt out, and I can take it. But why should my mother and children have to take it? In 20 years,… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share
This is perfect for India because everyone who comes here gets the trots. — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share
“Make no mistake, Concorde was an extraordinary technological achievement. Almost certainly, one of the greatest.” — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share
Telling people at a dinner party you drive a Nissan Almera is like telling them you've got the Ebola virus and you're about to… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share
We all know that small cars are good for us. But so is cod liver oil. And jogging. — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share
“Lego, however, is always opened and then left lying around so adults have something to tread on when they are prowling around around the… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share
She can take a year to read something, whereas I like a book that becomes more important in my life that life itself. When… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share
Because drug dealers shoot each other in London, Norfolk farmers can't have guns to defend their homes. I mean, no one wants a gun… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share
“Three chums would find themselves at a loose end for whatever reason and would agree to travel together to foreign lands for the purposes… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share
“and although the W came along in the tenth century, modern Germans still seem to manage perfectly well by using a V instead. Except… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share
“It won’t be a volcano that ends man’s existence on this planet. It’ll be the no-win no-fee lawyers. They are the ones who brought… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share
I wore a groove in the kitchen floor with endless trips to the fridge, hoping against hope that I had somehow missed a plateful… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share
