I think I am emotionally constipated... I haven't given a shit in days... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Mother! I’m about to begin my journey to become the greatest mage in the world! Do not make me out to be… — TurtleMe Copy Share Image
People that don't talk are constipated. I'm sorry, but if you can't communicate, what do you have? You have nothing. — Kim Shattuck Copy Share Image
America is a constipated nation… If you pass small stools, you have to have large hospitals. — Denis Parsons Burkitt Copy Share Image
“I’m so constipated that every time I go to shit, the only thing that comes out is political rhetoric.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
If you did not have any personality, you would have a tremendous presence. The more rigid your personality, the more constipated your… — Jaggi Vasudev Copy Share Image
“After all, the English are really too much. One can't live in that constipated fashion forever.” — Paul Bowles Copy Share Image
A negative look from someone else may mean nothing more than they're constipated! — Daniel Amen Copy Share Image
They have dog food for constipated dogs. If your dog is constipated, why screw up a good thing? Stay indoors and let… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
“I’ve been a bit constipated lately, you see, and the Virgin Mary calendar hangs in the bathroom. It has passages from the… — Hendrik Groen Copy Share Image
Acceptable food rots while we are chased from bins behind restaurants, chased from sleeping on the street, chased from relieving ourselves unless… — Jane Siberry Copy Share Image
“You're a little tall to play Ariel." said Moth. "And you have way too many muscles," said Mustardseed. "But you might be… — Lisa Mantchev Copy Share Image
“Alan Grant: "There are... far too many words written. Millions and millions of them pouring from the presses every minute. It's a… — Josephine Tey Copy Share Image
“India is constipated with a lot of humbug. Take modern Indian music of the films. It is all tango & rhumba or… — Khushwant Singh Copy Share Image
“Dreams are the psyche's way of taking a good dump every now and then. And that people who dream - or don't… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“Lucy just took her hand and smacked herself in the forehead with it. I think that meant she was constipated. So, I… — Zack Zombie Books Copy Share Image
“No one has yet been born in this world that has the independent control to defecate at will. One will realize this… — Dada Bhagwan Copy Share Image
“So many people today are emotionally constipated. Let that shit go so your emotions can flow properly.~Sanjo Jendayi” — Sanjo Jendayi Copy Share Image
