Conspiracy Quotes · Page 8

I guess I was a conspiracy theorist when I said "no weapons in Iraq." Now they call that history.

— Aaron McGruder

I do love a conspiracy theory myself, but I'm more of an alien, mermaid sort of conspiracy girl.

— Scarlett Moffatt

The fact that you can forge a twenty dollar bill doesn't prove that all twenty dollar bills are forgeries.

— Rupert Sheldrake

The next great transfer of wealth WILL take place, not by conspiracy but by ignorance.

— Robert Kiyosaki

This is a conspiracy so large, it's in comparison with the 1918 Chicago Black Sox, Roswell and with the assassination of JFK himself!

— Chris Jericho

Most conspiracy theorists dont understand this. But if there really were a CIA plot, no documents would exist.

— Gerald Posner

“I have an unfounded belief that there is a conspiracy out there creating unsupportable theories.”

— Ted Agon

“I've come to see conspiracy theories as the refuge of those who have lost their natural curiosity and ability to cope with…

— Kathleen Norris

While we may blame the Internet for the ease with which conspiracy theories proliferate, the net is really much more culpable for…

— Douglas Rushkoff

I just think too many nice things have happened in string theory for it to be all wrong. Humans do not understand…

— Edward Witten

To me, a mark of maturity is realizing that nobody runs the world. Fat cat politicians and secret conspiracies don't control our…

— George Meyer

A lot of the stories I write about have an element of mystery. They're crime stories or conspiracy stories or quests. They…

— David Grann

The de facto censorship which leaves so many Americans functionally illiterate about the history of US foreign affairs may be all the…

— William Blum

I'm not really a conspiracy nut, but I think if I went down a slightly different route in my life instead of…

— Rhys Darby

You choose your own reality and you - social media then amplifies those conspiracy theories. So that's why I say social media…

— Tony Blair

“There is enough mystery in the facts as we know them, enough of conspiracy, coincidence, loose ends, dead ends, multiple interpretations. There…

— Don DeLillo

“No, but if I were an illegal, experimental replicant hiding the truth of an international conspiracy I would try and put myself…

— Guy Haley

“Children, awkward, isolate, their bodies crammed to bursting with caffein and sugar and pop music and cologne and perfume and hairgel and…

— Alex Shakar

Puerto Rico is an island separated by an ocean, a language, a culture. All of that put it in a position where…

— Nelson Antonio Denis

“Nine knew from experience it was simply about those powerful few, the secret elite, who manipulated the world’s nations. On his many…

— James Morcan

Feminism as a movement for political and social equity is important, but feminism as an academic clique committed to eccentric doctrines about…

— Steven Pinker

Both the Moral Majority, who are recycling medieval language to explain AIDS, and those ultra-leftists who attribute AIDS to some sort of…

— Dennis Altman

The conspiracy community regularly seizes on one slip of the tongue, misunderstanding, or slight discrepancy to defeat twenty pieces of solid evidence;…

— Vincent Bugliosi

The paradigm of the 'Aquarian Conspiracy' sees humankind embedded in nature. It promotes the autonomous individual in a decentralized society... The new…

— Marilyn Ferguson

Secrecy, being an instrument of conspiracy, ought never to be the system of a regular government.

— Jeremy Bentham

“It’s just a conspiracy theory.” And, he added, the Trump team wasn’t capable of conspiring about anything.”

— Michael Wolff

Of course, if you assume a big enough conspiracy, you can explain anything, including the cosmos itself.

— Fritz Leiber

There's nothing wrong with the word conspiracy. It just means 'to breathe together.'

— Janeane Garofalo

The central belief of every moron is that he is the victim of a mysterious conspiracy against his common rights and true…

— Anonymous

Money is the general medium of exchange. It is the thing for which all other goods are traded, the means of final…

— Murray Rothbard

The bunker business is just one instantiation, the grandest instantiation, of what you might think of as conspiracy capitalism.

— Annie Lowrey

A good conspiracy is unprovable. I mean, if you can prove it, it means they screwed up somewhere along the line.

— Mel Gibson

Even if you don't have the authorities - and frankly I didn't have the authorities for anything - if you take charge,…

— Henry Paulson

The individual is handicapped by coming face-to-face with a conspiracy so monstrous he cannot believe it exists.

— J. Edgar Hoover

The clock is a conspiracy & a crime against humanity and I would not own one except I miss appointments without it.

— Brian Andreas

“If you believe the world is conspiring against you it will just do that; you will help on by your pessimism action…

— Bangambiki Habyarimana

Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love. It is Christmas in the heart that puts…

— William Thomas Ellis

There are people who think everything is a conspiracy and I think they're crazy.

— Bill Maher

I'm sorry, I just don't want to be a part of this conspiracy to make women feel pressured about their bodies.

— Holly Willoughby

“All conspiracy-spotting should start from the assumption that even an almighty cock-up is always more likely than a complex conspiracy.”

— Ian Shircore