Whenever I'm on my computer, I don't type 'lol'. I type 'lqtm' - laugh quietly to myself. It's more honest. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Putting Windows [3.11] on top of DOS is like putting whipped cream on a road apple [horse poop]. — Scott McNealy Copy Share Image
The computer is the new fireplace, everyone in the family gathers around the digital hearth for warmth. — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
In OK Computer, the guitar was already moving towards a tone generator as well as a riff generator. — Colin Greenwood Copy Share Image
Clearly, if wed had the kind of computer graphics capability then that we have now, the Star Gate sequence would be much… — Douglas Trumbull Copy Share Image
The levels of technology investment in the energy sciences pales compared to the kinds of investment we make in the computer and… — Ted Nordhaus Copy Share Image
In theory, I work an eight-hour day and a five-day week which means I can socialise with my pals who mostly have… — Iain Banks Copy Share Image
I like the computer! It's a gadget, and I love gadgets. But it's very complicated and I didn't think I'd have the… — Mordicai Gerstein Copy Share Image
If I am used to looking at a paper chart and finding information that I know approximately where I'm going to look… — William Davis Copy Share Image
The computers in Atlantis were infinitely evolved as opposed to what we see today. The science, the technology, everything was really done… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
I, from the luxury of my laptop computer, can summon extraordinary bargains on everything I want, and I can also move my… — Robert Reich Copy Share Image
Why do you do what you do? Why do you dress the way you dress?Why do you do what you do with… — Tim Conway Copy Share Image
I said, 'Okay, it's the year 2000, I'm getting a computer and a Palm Pilot.' I know how to check my e-mail,… — Marc Jacobs Copy Share Image
They say films they are made by computers. There are computer programs to see statistically what people are more interested in, and… — Miguel Gomes Copy Share Image
Getting C programmers to understand that they cause the computer to do less than minimum is intractable. … Ask him why he… — Erik Naggum Copy Share Image
It's the first time in the history of the world that creatives are also distributors. And that's very profound if you think… — Chase Jarvis Copy Share Image
I've always been thinking in three dimensions, ever since I started working with computer animation in the early '80s. — John Lasseter Copy Share Image
I don't own a computer. I have a nine-foot piano in my home to compose my messages. Why would I want a… — Tori Amos Copy Share Image
The brain processes information using 100,000 times less energy than we do right now with this computer technology that we have. — Kwabena Boahen Copy Share Image
Computer Science is the only discipline in which we view adding a new wing to a building as being maintenance. — Jim Horning Copy Share Image
I don't play computer games. What I do is yell at my secretary and say, 'Go on the Internet, and find this… — Steve Wynn Copy Share Image
If we wish to count lines of code, we should not regard them as 'lines produced' but as 'lines spent.' — Edsger Dijkstra Copy Share Image
Software Engineering is that part of Computer Science which is too difficult for the Computer Scientist. — Friedrich L. Bauer Copy Share Image
We can do things that we never could before. Stop-motion lets you build tiny little worlds, and computers make that world even… — Nick Park Copy Share Image
Ability to type on a computer terminal is no guarantee of sanity, intelligence, or common sense. — Gene Spafford Copy Share Image
Today's toys contain computer chips, so they can move and talk; this stimulates the mind of your child. Notice I say "your… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Once the computers got control, we might never get it back. We would survive at their sufferance. If we're lucky, they might… — Marvin Minsky Copy Share Image
The difference between us and a computer is that, the computer is blindingly stupid, but it is capable of being stupid many,… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
You don't need to be a spook to care about encryption. If you travel with your computer or keep it in a… — Barton Gellman Copy Share Image
My wish is that we design the future of learning. We don't want to be spare parts for a great human computer. — Sugata Mitra Copy Share Image
I live in the 17th century. I don't have a computer. I don't look at the internet. I use a cellphone, and… — Iris Apfel Copy Share Image
We tracked every single thing that I ate and calculated everything on a computer program called NutriTiming. It wasn't always easy and… — Mardy Fish Copy Share Image
Any inaccuracies in this index may be explained by the fact that it has been prepared with the help of a computer. — Donald Knuth Copy Share Image
...what threatens us today in the world of computers and other invasions of privacy is not a national ID card but a… — Paul Simon Copy Share Image
“I am not buying another Microsoft Windows computer until entry level models have at least 8 processors and 8GB RAM.” — Steven Magee Copy Share Image
It's hard to replace the gray matter that is inherent in every human being. No computer can do it quite that well… — John P. Jumper Copy Share Image
I have not proved that the universe is, in fact, a digital computer and that it's capable of performing universal computation, but… — Seth Lloyd Copy Share Image
There was a magical breakthrough when the computer became cheap and we could see that everyone could afford a computer. — Bill Gates Copy Share Image
I don't let the computer into my bedroom. It would get in the way of life, sleep. And I really can't let… — John Grant Copy Share Image
I'm probably the worst at games. I don't really like computer games either. And when I lose, I won't go again but… — Yoseob Copy Share Image
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