College Quotes · Page 67

I have a daughter in college myself. It's an expensive thing.

— Brad Parscale

Even when I was young, playing college football, and I injured my knee, I bounced right back.

— Lee Majors

I'm not a huge college football fan. The reason I'm not is because there's not a playoff.

— Mark Schlereth

Extreme busyness, whether at school or college, kirk or market, is a symptom of deficient vitality.

— Robert Louis Stevenson

If becoming a member of Congress is like going to college, then crafting legislation is our homework.

— Jared Polis

Congratulations on finding out where you'll be gaining 15 pounds as a freshman next year.

— Anonymous

I had three jobs in college. The best day of my life was when I paid off my student loans, on my…

— Jessica Seinfeld

I grew up in Shrewsbury, Massachusetts and went to college in Washington D.C.

— Mike Birbiglia

I like college football, but I'm a huge college basketball fan. I could sit and watch every game of March Madness and…

— Lewis Black

I was a good 30 pounds overweight throughout high school, and it wasn't until I was going away to college that I…

— Daphne Oz

I wanted to become a college coach. I got game films of all the good college coaches - Pete Newell at California,…

— Jack Ramsay

Paul Ryan hasn't lacked for a job since he left college as the golden child of Wisconsin Republican politics, riding his family…

— Charlie Pierce

My grandson is mad at me. He's mad at me because I squandered his college fund on Spanx. It's a lot, but…

— Joan Rivers

My dad was a college football coach, so we're a big athletic family. I was either going to be an athlete or…

— Matt Barr

I have three incredible nieces and a nephew who's going off to college. To hear them say they're proud of me left…

— Tamron Hall

My cartoon strips in college strived to have the Schulzian mix of surrealism and Charlie Brown angst. A bit of that combo…

— Bob Peterson

I would love to see more African-American females engaged in all aspects of sports. All of the research tells us that participation…

— Laurel J. Richie

[The Head of Radio Three] had been ensnared by the Music Director of the college and a Professor of Philosophy. These two…

— Douglas Adams

I think if a young person is passionate about something specific, he or she should follow their passion. You look at Bill…

— Tommy Hilfiger

Hospitals are closing across the country due to the burden of illegal immigration, college students find that summer jobs have dried up…

— Elton Gallegly

On our swim team, they had something called the 'developmental meet.' I didn't know it was a meet only for the worst…

— Jeff Kinney

I think about the college graduating classes and high school classes that are coming up now they're in a unique position. I…

— John Buffalo Mailer

I think the mild Aspergers have always been there. You see, Asperger's diagnosis did not become common in the U.S. until the…

— Temple Grandin

It's not uncommon in the entertainment world for agents to sign young talent. It's sinful that these players can't be represented by…

— Sonny Vaccaro

My sister started acting professionally when she was twelve, but I wanted to go to college first

— Rooney Mara

A senior always feels like the university is going to the kids.

— Thomas Lansing Masson

Community colleges are certainly one of America's best-kept secrets.

— Jill Biden

I was mainly a blocker in college. I mainly lined up in the backfield at fullback.

— Glenn Gronkowski

I worked as a housecleaner through college, but I never considered going through the motions of doing it full-time.

— Stephanie Land

I earned a black belt when I was in high school. And I did a lot of boxing and full contact karate…

— Dean Norris

I used to arm wrestle my roommate in college. Based on that, I'm in pretty good shape.

— Dasha Zhukova

After university, I taught in a sixth-form college in York for a year and a half before deciding to try acting.

— Ralph Ineson

My youngest uncle Randy and I were the first members of our entire family to ever go to college.

— James Earl Jones

Typically cult groups target universities and colleges. Most likely those schools that maintain campus housing.

— Rick Ross

They cut us up like boarding house pie. And that's real small pieces.

— Darrell Royal

The only reason I went to college was to play basketball. I injured my knee and couldn't play.

— Jeffrey Dean Morgan

College football today is one of the last great strongholds of genuine old-fashioned American hypocrisy.

— Noel Gallagher

The majority of the Big Ten towns are college towns. The colleges are kind of what run the towns.

— Steve Alford

If grade inflation continues, a college bachelor's degree will have just as much credibility as a high school diploma.

— Walter E. Williams

The formula for creative writing in high school or college is write what you know.

— Toni Morrison