I'm not a huge college football fan. The reason I'm not is…

My dad is a big jazz fan, and that was the reason I first got into jazz.

— Damien Chazelle

Football isn't a contact sport, it's a collision sport.

— Duffy Daugherty

They whipped us like a tied up goat.

— Spike Dykes

Always remember… Goliath was a 40 point favorite over David.

— Ralph Jordan

Oh, we played about like three tons of buzzard puke this afternoon.

— Spike Dykes

It's hard to describe to people unless you're a college football fan, the energy of it, the pageantry, getting onto a college campus in…

— Kirk Herbstreit

I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation.

— Bob Devaney

I asked Darrell Royal, the coach of the Texas Longhorns, why he didn't recruit me and he said: 'Well, Walt, we took a look…

— Walt Garrison

My advice to defensive players: Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in a bad humor.

— Bowden Wyatt

The only qualifications for a lineman are to be big and dumb. To be a back, you only have to be dumb.

— Knute Rockne

They cut us up like boarding house pie. And that's real small pieces.

— Darrell Royal

After you retire, there's only one big event left…and I ain't ready for that.

— Bobby Bowden

“We danced to John Michael Montgomery’s “I Swear.” We cut the seven-tiered cake, electing not to take the smear-it-on-our-faces route. We visited and laughed…

— Ree Drummond

If you want to walk the heavenly streets of gold, you gotta know the password, "Roll, Tide, Roll!"

— Bear Bryant

If lessons are learned in defeat, our team is getting a great education.

— Murray Warmath