Clown Quotes · Page 3

“There was a clown in the stormdrain.”

— Stephen King

Clowns work as well as aspirin, but twice as fast.

— Groucho Marx

I wasn't the class clown. I wasn't walking into doors.

— Nate Bargatze

There is no room in baseball for a clown.

— Chuck Dressen

[I'm] a huge defender of clowns around the world.

— Alan Tudyk

All the world loves a clown.

— Cole Porter

“Downsiders," said the clown, "never look up.”

— Daniel Keys Moran

I'm funny. I'm a comedian. I'm not a clown.

— Bernie Mac

I was always the wise guy class clown throughout my childhood.

— Rick Nielsen

“If i'm gonna be described as a clown for my actions, I might aswell be a whole circus”

— Bee

There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns...and clowns. (Bobby Pendragon)

— D. J. MacHale

I think being funny was a coping mechanism because I was always the new kid in school.

— Tom Segura

Let those that play your clowns speak no more than is set down for them.

— William Shakespeare

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am.

— Bob Dylan

I find I have to be the sad clown: laughing on the outside, crying on the inside.

— James Gandolfini

I had a dream that a clown named dimples keep leaving the radio on in my room

— Anonymous

Sure, I could of done it different... put my clown in a closet and dressed up in straight clothing. I could of…

— Wavy Gravy

I hesitate to say I was the class clown, but that was kind of how I interacted with other kids in school,…

— Simon Pegg

For public opinion does not admit that lofty rapturous laughter is worthy to stand beside lofty lyrical emotion and that there isall…

— Nikolai Gogol

Expression is the dress of thought, and still Appears more decent as more suitable; A vile conceit in pompous words express'd, Is…

— Alexander Pope

I remain just one thing, and one thing only, and that is a clown. It places me on a far higher plane…

— Charlie Chaplin

I tick that cliched box of being the class clown. I've always done impressions and characters, so I'm very lucky that I…

— Kayvan Novak

Since childhood, I've been a clown. I've always liked being very funny or trying to make people laugh. It's my original self.

— Bad Bunny

Many peoples will become funny like money,make sure you dont fall into the clown suit..Make the money dont let it take over…

— FrenchQueen

I try to play the stiff, as much as I can, and play it dry, which is sometimes hard for me. My…

— John Cho

I like the clowns from the circus that have more paint on their face. They were all funny and made me laugh.…

— Peter Stormare

If there had been a charismatic figure in the United States who could mobilize fears, anger, racism, a sense of loss of…

— Noam Chomsky

I should think that many of our poets, the honest ones, will confess to having no manifesto. It is a painful confession…

— Charles Bukowski

You know the evil that men do, hell is where the men go. We snatched him by his hands and feet and…

— Kool G Rap

I was sort of always the class clown, but I think that was confusing for my teachers because I had the grades…

— Natasha Rothwell

Being a funny person does an awful lot of things to you. You feel that you mustn't get serious with people. They…

— Fanny Brice

I have a very close friend who is a brilliant clown, and I always wanted to do a show with him. So…

— Alan Tudyk

By blood a king, in heart a clown.

— Alfred Lord Tennyson

Clowns are the pegs on which the circus is hung.

— P. T. Barnum

I was a class clown, but I'm not a bully.

— Kevin Dillon

BOZO THE CLOWN IS MY MENTOR.

— Wayne Dyer

“Good madonna, give me leave to prove you a fool.”

— William Shakespeare

Work and fun don't mix...unless you're a clown

— Ramandeep Singh

He's fat and a clown, Bill, a fat clown for all to see.

— Eamon Dunphy

A cupcake is just a muffin with clown puke topping.

— Charlie Brooker