If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. — Johnny Carson Copy Share Image
Education without values, as useful as it is, seems rather to make man a more clever devil. — C. S. Lewis Copy Share Image
I always wanted to be the first. It didn't matter where you start counting from. — Pranav Copy Share Image
That was when the Spanish came in and conquered the Aztecs. I thought that was a clever thing. — Les Baxter Copy Share Image
The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. — Thomas Carlyle Copy Share Image
Eve was still frowning at the pasta like she suspected it was going to do something clever, like try to escape from… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
But clever people all make one mistake. They all think everyone else is stupid. And everyone isn't stupid. They just take a… — Robert Harris Copy Share Image
The true use of history, whether civil or military, is not to make man clever for the next time, it is to… — Michael Howard Copy Share Image
I used to think it was clever to confuse comedy with tragedy. Now I wish I could distinguish them. — John le Carre Copy Share Image
“When she walked by the two officers, they didn't recognize her. "Have you seen the luscious bonbon with the golden braids?" She… — Laura L. Sullivan Copy Share Image
Humans are really interesting. We're so clever, what we do with our brain. How we manage to con ourselves into thinking all… — Thandie Newton Copy Share Image
I'm interested in such things as the difference between how we perceive the world and what the world turns out to be.… — Julian Barnes Copy Share Image
“You need to be clever to best him. Are you clever, Rachel?” Oh God. She wants to know if I’m clever. I… — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
My favorite artist was probably Jay-Z. He's the one who inspired me to start writing music. He's a wordsmith. He's very clever.… — Trip Lee Copy Share Image
If you're clever enough and creative enough to get a good film made, then you should be clever enough and creative enough… — Dana Brunetti Copy Share Image
For the female of the species is more deadly than the male. A woman's guess is much more accurate than a man's… — Rudyard Kipling Copy Share Image
I got into trouble a lot in school. They say you're a disturbance in class. You're a distraction, they're moving you around.… — Godfrey Copy Share Image
A skunk is better company than a person who prides himself on being 'frank'. — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
A clever person solves a problem But a Wise one prevents facing it! — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
Louis CK is so brilliant and smart and clever and funny and also very bizarre. — Bill Skarsgard Copy Share Image
I hope if I'm going to do a dirty joke, it's at least clever and not cheap. — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
Her body may be tempting but her heart and soul should always be the goal. — Raghib Clitso Copy Share Image
Simplicity is the key for me. I can't write clever songs; I just can't do it. — Kate Nash Copy Share Image
A good question is, of course, the key by which infinite answers can be educed. — Isaac Asimov Copy Share Image
Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words? — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
My favorite text message, I will be there in five minutes, if not read again. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Meadowlark Lemon is one very clever man, unique and truly one of a kind. — Mickey Rooney Copy Share Image
Throughout history, people have enjoyed playing both silly and clever games. — Erno Rubik Copy Share Image
