Buy more Scotch tape, wrapping paper, and Christmas cards than you think you'll need. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Go to the bathroom in December 31st at 12:56 pm come out january 1st 1:02 am and say — Author Name Copy Share Image
Merry Christmas, movie house! Merry Christmas, Emporium! Merry Christmas, you wonderful old Building and Loan! — George Bailey Copy Share Image
Don't send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas. Save them for funerals when their cheery effect is needed. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
The Christmas-New Year's holiday season can be a double-edge sword when it comes to one's mental health. — Gad Saad Copy Share Image
Happy Chinese New Year! Wishing everyone prosperity, good health,much love & terrific eats in the year of the horse! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My mom died on Christmas morning 1997. It was sudden and completely unexpected. — Steve Doocy Copy Share Image
“You know what? From now on, I think I’m going to call you Mister Christmas.” — Fern Michaels Copy Share Image
I wanted to have more songs with religious backgrounds. The Christmas record has strong, traditional hymns, but it also has a song… — Scotty McCreery Copy Share Image
This greeting is to wish you a merry Christmas Eve. Although you are far away from home, baby Jesus will still visit… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Christmas music is usually more concentrated pop music in a way. It's meant to make us feel good, and it's meant to… — Jens Lekman Copy Share Image
When my, British-Church of England mother married my, Canadian-Jewish Father, the deal was that she would embrace Judaism, but wouldn't give up… — Hilary Farr Copy Share Image
“When you’re rearranging the furniture to make way for the decorations and the tree, make sure you rearrange your heart to make… — Toni Sorenson Copy Share Image
If we don't take that time (to be romantic), then it's karate, then it's ballet, and then there's Christmas, and then my… — Heidi Klum Copy Share Image
I grew up on Section 8 housing, food stamps, welfare, and dealing with social services. I never had a Christmas. I never… — Logic Copy Share Image
The next thing I wrote was in a writing class at night school. It was about a poor woman who worked at… — Beth Henley Copy Share Image
May you be blessed with love for your family, compassion to the needy, courage to stand up for yourself, unmatchable success in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Christmas was close at hand, in all his bluff and hearty honesty; it was the season of hospitality, merriment, and open-heartedness; the… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
“Retailers use various strategies, policies, and procedures in timing their markdowns of Christmas merchandise, adds Dale Lewison of the University of Akron.… — Roger Highfield Copy Share Image
I knew that my dollhouse was a toy, but in a way, it seemed more like a portal to adulthood. I didn't… — J. Courtney Sullivan Copy Share Image
I'm well-travelled so I can see places coming up. I went to St. Croix in the West Indies at Christmas and it… — Melanie Brown Copy Share Image
“The desire and the effort to give to the Lord, born of the surrender of man to the plan of salvation, stamp… — John A. Widtsoe Copy Share Image
“The first inkling of this notion had come to him the Christmas before, at his daughter's place in Vermont. On Christmas Eve,… — John Crowley Copy Share Image
Jesus came from heaven down to earth. He left all grandeur behind Him, He passed by palaces and thrones-to be born in… — Dwight L. Moody Copy Share Image
To make the most of a Christmas track, you have to plan months and months in advance to release it or really… — Brandi Cyrus Copy Share Image
Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since. — Dave Beard Copy Share Image
Santa all I want for Christmas is all the weapons of the world and all the killers behind bars! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You don’t remember the gifts you are given; you remember the giver and how their love made you feel.” — Toni Sorenson Copy Share Image
If we think of our heart, rather than our purse, as the reservoir of our giving, we shall find it full all… — David Dunn Copy Share Image
Sending you wishes for a happy year filled with health, prosperity, love and loads of fun! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As fits the holy Christmas birth, Be this, good friends, our carol still Be peace on earth, be peace on earth, To… — William Makepeace Thackeray Copy Share Image
May the New Year bring you delight, health and happiness in all your endeavors. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Merry Christmas Eve to all you celebrating tonight. Hope you are having a lovely night! — Giuliana Rancic Copy Share Image
Classic rock, Chuck Berry, and Christmas - you can't name a better combination. — Jimmie Allen Copy Share Image
To understand this Christmas record, you have to understand our ministry. — John Tesh Copy Share Image
Last year, I asked Santa for the sexiest person ever for christmas...I woke up in a box. — Aly Johnson Copy Share Image
At the Christmas party, the secretary with the long red hair ate three pickles, and four salesmen panicked. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
I don't see anybody pointing to desktop PCs as being a hot Christmas item. — Ted Waitt Copy Share Image
Love came down at Christmas; love all lovely, love divine; love was born at Christmas, stars and angels gave the sign. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This Christmas I've decided to put a mistletoe in my back pocket…so all the people I dont like can kiss my ass. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
