We used to fuss when the landlord dissed us. No heat, wonder why Christmas missed us. Birthdays was the worst days. — Biggie Smalls Copy Share Image
Bloody Christmas, here again, let us raise a loving cup, peace on earth, goodwill to men, and make them do the washing… — Wendy Cope Copy Share Image
I made a terrible mistake last Christmas. My wife made me swear that I wouldn't give her a fancy gift. And I… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
“My year in review – Lost 5% in stocks, gained 5% in weight; objective for New Year – to achieve other way around.” — Yatin Patel Copy Share Image
For it is good to be children sometimes, and never better than at Christmas, when its mighty Founder was a child Himself. — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
New years resolutions don't exsist. It should never take a new year to make you realize you need to change something. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear crush don't be scared if a fat man dressed in red kidnaps you on Christmas you were on my wish list! — Bianca Knoechel Copy Share Image
“We always believed that how you spend New Year’s Eve is how you spend the rest of the year.” — Bryan Mooney Copy Share Image
Did you ever notice that life seems to follow certain patterns? Like I noticed that every year around this time, I hear… — Tom Sims Copy Share Image
Beginning with Santa in infancy, and ending with the Tooth Fairy as the child acquires adult teeth. Or, plainly put, beginning with… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
I watched a lot of movies when I was younger and I remember, when I was seven years old, I asked my… — Meaghan Rath Copy Share Image
The only way to spend New Year's Eve is either quietly with friends or in a brothel. Otherwise when the evening ends… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Seeing the actual 'The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe', I absolutely loved it. It became one of… — Will Poulter Copy Share Image
There is no better time than now, this very Christmas season, for all of us to rededicate ourselves to the principles taught… — Thomas S. Monson Copy Share Image
We must look to Mary's example to know how to deal with the glorious impossibilities of God. Look how she turned the… — Calvin Miller Copy Share Image
“A better business model (that expands your autonomy and availability) is the best Christmas present you can gift your family this year.” — Richie Norton Copy Share Image
“It was a French Christmas; a debonair Christmas full of frolic and folly; a spry, Gallic unctuous Christmas. Henry of France, at… — Dorothy Dunnett Copy Share Image
“Christmas is such a time of struggle anyway, crammed with busy and hurry and the expectation that you will be joyful, no… — Anna White Copy Share Image
“On this eve of Christmas, whether you feel yourself to be surrounded by earthly blessings or whether you feel your blessings to… — Kerry van der Vinne Copy Share Image
“Want to create the best Christmas ever? Forgive someone who doesn’t deserve your forgiveness. Hug a stranger. Pass on something that you… — Toni Sorenson Copy Share Image
When we made 'Life in a Day,' we asked people around the globe to record their lives on a single ordinary day.… — Kevin Macdonald Copy Share Image
The Christmas spirit does not shine out in the Christian snob. For the Christmas spirit is the spirit of those who, like… — J. I. Packer Copy Share Image
“Autumn is always a time of Fear and Greed and Hoarding for the winter coming on. Debt collectors are active on old… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
Brits and Americans have hundreds of different phrases for the same thing. Luckily, it's usually a source of amusement rather than frustration.… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
In my childhood, I used to usually visit Christmas fairs in our area and at school with my friends and I really… — Gautam Rode Copy Share Image
In your hurry to keep Christmas, you have forgotten Christmas. The truest gift of Christmas is the gift of self. — Richard Paul Evans Copy Share Image
The Christmas season can mean different things to different people, but for me, it's a time of hope, giving and reflection. — Phil Scott Copy Share Image
Of course, this is the season to be jolly, but it is also a good time to be thinking about those who… — Helen Valentine Copy Share Image
“Christmas fell upon Eastvale like a knife-wielding mugger desperate for a fix ...” — Peter Robinson Copy Share Image
Thanksgiving and Christmas are the two times a year that usually my whole family gets together. — Brandi Cyrus Copy Share Image
A guilty, weak, and helpless worm, On Christ's kind arms I fall, He is my strength and righteousness, My Jesus, and my… — Aprajita Copy Share Image
Well, you're expelling us aren't you?" said Ron. "Not today, Mr. Weasley." Snape looked as though Christmas had been canceled. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“SANTA HAS A TUMOR IN HIS HEAD THE SIZE OF AN OLIVE. MAYBE IT WILL GO AWAY TOMORROW BUT I DON'T THINK… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I get a little behind during Lent, but it comes out even at Christmas. — Frank Butler Copy Share Image
As much as I love Christmas, there is something so gratifying about taking it all down and deep cleaning the house! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Be merry all, be merry all, With holly dress the festive hall; Prepare the song, the feast, the ball, To welcome merry… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I cant believe anybody would celebrate a holiday where a jolly prowler breaks into your house and leaves gifts. — Squidward Tentacles Copy Share Image
I just saw a baby wearing a shirt saying: 'Santa doesn't exist, but that's ok, cause I can't read.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can't wait for football games, hoodies, bonfires, Uggs, cuddling, s'mores, weekend parties, Halloween, & Christmas. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
