May the New Year bring joy, peace, and happiness to you and your entire family. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Santa Claus is just a story," says Seth. "He's just the opening band to God. There is no Santa Claus.” — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
I have just been made aware, very few people know the true meaning of Christmas & Easter...It's actually quite sad. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The 3 stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus. He doesn't believe in Santa Claus. He is Santa Claus. — Rick Sutter Copy Share Image
“The true beauty of Christmas is revealed when we adore the season, not like some weary adult, but like a bubbly little… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
Talk about cheap - on Christmas Eve, my neighbour shoots off three blanks and tells his kids Santa Claus just committed suicide. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
May every candle you light be a blessing for a prosperous year ahead. Happy Hanukkah. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“New year is another opportunity of seeing life with little more caring, compassion, maturity and beauty.” — Amit Ray Copy Share Image
We have confused God with Santa Claus. And we believe that prayer means making a list of everything you don't have but… — Harold S. Kushner Copy Share Image
It's very difficult in England because the season is very long and hard compared to other places. There's not a lot of… — David Silva Copy Share Image
Around Christmas time, I passed by a Hot Topic at the mall. They had the Christmas decorations up in the front of… — Adam Page Copy Share Image
I wish Santa brings you the gift of never ending happiness this Christmas! May you and your family be blessed abundantly. Merry… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas time. Why are we not grateful to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love the atmosphere at the mall - everything about Christmas. I don't think anything specific gets me in the holiday spirit… — Drake Bell Copy Share Image
If you're an English actor, and you're asked to do an episode - especially the Christmas episode - of 'Downton Abbey,' you… — Janet Montgomery Copy Share Image
I grew up poor, but I didn't really know it because of amazing places like the Salvation Army where we got a… — Trey Songz Copy Share Image
“I just wish they’d remember I’m thirty-two and not fifteen.” Colin looked down at her feet, and his lips twitched. She followed… — Debbie Mason Copy Share Image
“Christstollen. I can shake away thoughts of favorite gifts and trips to Oma's house and building snowmen with Santa hats every Christmas… — Christa Parrish Copy Share Image
Happy season of childhood! Kind Nature, that art to all a bountiful mother; that visitest the poor man's hut With auroral radiance;… — Thomas Carlyle Copy Share Image
Teachers complain a lot about how tough their job is. But, you know, the day begins in most schools at nine o'clock,… — Toby Young Copy Share Image
I had a Commodore, and then I remember getting a Nintendo for Christmas and it being a total game-changer. And the hours… — Lee Pace Copy Share Image
“This year I am doing praline pecans, an old favorite family favorite, easy and addictive. And a festive holiday dark chocolate loaf… — Stacey Ballis Copy Share Image
Anyone can be sentimental about the nativity; any fool can feel like a Christian at Christmas. But Easter is the main event;… — John Irving Copy Share Image
The idea was put to me, and my initial reaction was of slight sort of - I was slightly appalled, really, because… — Nick Lowe Copy Share Image
Opening presents at midnight on Christmas Eve - midnight! As soon as it turns to Christmas Day, we're opening those gifts. — Frankie Grande Copy Share Image
Let go of the old, take hold of the new and believe that 2013 will be your best year yet! — Joel Osteen Copy Share Image
“Q: Why does Santa like to work in the garden? A: Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe!” — Uncle Amon Copy Share Image
I had written a book that dealt with really serious issues. Was anybody going to want to read a Christmas love story… — Jay Asher Copy Share Image
I felt overstuffed and dull and disappointed, the way I always do the day after Christmas. — Sylvia Plath Copy Share Image
What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he's trying to jump over, but he can't quite make it. — Bart Simpson Copy Share Image
Unwisely, Santa offered a teddy bear to James, unaware he had been mauled by a grizzly earlier this year. — Tim Burton Copy Share Image
Dear Santa, what I want for Christmas is... your list with names of naughty girls. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I like the idea of putting your Christmas wish list up and letting people share it. — Bill Gates Copy Share Image
The best thing about the New Year is your 4.90 ERA disappears and starts back at zero. — Bert Blyleven Copy Share Image
When there's no more room under the Christmas tree, Ken Foree will have a birthday. — Ken Foree Copy Share Image
I had a nice time over Christmas. I watched EastEnders - blimey, that makes my job look easy! — Mick McCarthy Copy Share Image
Anyone out there considering doing a Christmas wedding, definitely do it! — Chloe Madeley Copy Share Image
“Actually Grandad Christmas is a pagan holiday and Jesus probably hates you for celebrating it.” — Huey Freeman The Boondocks Copy Share Image
At Christmas you can get real bargains. I saw one item marked down ten dollars. It was a yacht. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
New year is the time to start living and time to stop worrying, it is the time to start loving and time… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
