In A 1OO Meter Race,It Was Announced 1 2 3 Start. All Started Runing Except Santa. Coach:y RU Stil Waiting? Santa:My No… — Babloo Copy Share Image
“Q: What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? A: It is Christmas, Eve! Q:” — Uncle Amon Copy Share Image
“Well, wrap me up and call me a Christmas baby. Hunter with a female – a human female.” — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
At New Year and always, may peace and love fill your heart, beauty fill your world, and contentment and joy fill your… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My family know not to get me any tech for Christmas. I can never get it to work, and it all becomes… — Peter Capaldi Copy Share Image
“I believe the pogroms of November '38 made less impression on the nation than cutting the bar of chocolate for Christmas.” — Victor Klemperer Copy Share Image
“At least reindeer kisses do not cause me to take leave of my senses.” — Shelly Thacker Copy Share Image
Can I keep you forever? You are the Christmas present that I never want to lose. Merry Christmas my beloved. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The Christmas message is that there is hope for a ruined humanity--hope of pardon, hope of peace with God, hope of glory--because… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Even though God’s methods of speaking to them were different, Mary and Joseph’s response was the same. They both responded with obedience.” — Nick Chellsen Copy Share Image
Every Christmas we went to my parents' cottage. My big brother would bring his buddies around, and we would play hockey games… — Martin Brodeur Copy Share Image
“As I prepared for Christmas one year, a thought came to me: “Why a baby?” It rolled around and around for days.… — Larada Horner-Miller Copy Share Image
The war on Christmas. This is the most ridiculous right wing talking point I have ever lived through.The idea is that liberals… — Tucker Carlson Copy Share Image
A barn with cattle and horses is the place to begin Christmas; after all, that's where the original event happened, and that… — Paul Engle Copy Share Image
Christmas is for children. But it is for grownups too. Even if it is a headache, a chore, and nightmare, it is… — Lenora Mattingly Weber Copy Share Image
“America at Christmastime. Magical. Terrifying. No, really, it’s both. When and where else can you go into a store and hear about… — Chautona Havig Copy Share Image
Cop on horse says to little girl on bike, Did Santa get you that? Yes, replies the little girl. Well tell him… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“What is the spirit of Christmas, you ask? Let me give you the answer in a true story... On a cold day… — Richelle E. Goodrich Copy Share Image
We are not asking everyone to do everything. We are simply asking all members to pray, knowing that if every member, young… — M. Russell Ballard Copy Share Image
“When you have a bad year, there is this need to package it up and write it off-as I have done in… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
I firmly believe that all we send into the lives of other does indeed come back into our own. I also believe… — Mary Kay Ash Copy Share Image
The more money you spend on X-Mas gifts, doesn't mean more love. Don't use the excuse, 'you want to give people the… — YourMaj3sty Copy Share Image
Let me tell you something. As we were walking around in the store, Marilyn and I were just really impressed by all… — Dan Quayle Copy Share Image
“And the beasts of the earth and the birds looked down, In a wild solemnity, On a stranger sight than a sylph… — G.K. Chesterton Copy Share Image