“If you hurt her, I’ll personally snip off your balls and hang them on the Christmas tree this year.” — Becca Ritchie Copy Share Image
I've learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way (s)he handles these three things: a rainy day,… — Maya Angelou Copy Share Image
“Why is a Christmas tree better than a man? Because it stays up, has cute balls, and looks good with the lights… — Emily Giffin Copy Share Image
Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love. It is Christmas in the heart that puts… — William Thomas Ellis Copy Share Image
When I was a child, I was living in the housing projects of Philadelphia. I didn't even have a Christmas tree. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Some Christmas tree ornaments do more than glitter and glow, they represent a gift of love given a long time ago — Tom Baker Copy Share Image
“That’s because a Christmas tree doesn’t have to be perfect.” “No, it doesn’t.” Angela smiled. Neither did people” — Karen Kingsbury Copy Share Image
I was a caddy. I also worked as a bouncer, selling Christmas trees at Frank's Nursery and before that, selling what they… — Joseph Bruce Copy Share Image
My first real job, I sold Christmas trees when I was twelve for extra money. I did that until I was fifteen.… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
“It is not a Christmas tree!" said the King, so firmly that all the girls stopped jumping about. "This is a house… — Heather Dixon Copy Share Image
The desire to look strong and decisive, instead of looking human, is the fatal flaw of so many politicians, and I will… — Jess Phillips Copy Share Image
Religious symbols should be visible in public space, in a dignified and non-provocative manner. Christmas trees here, Jewish menorahs there and, further… — Tariq Ramadan Copy Share Image
It's growing on me. it's like having a rotten corpse in your house, but the corpse of a tree. You know? It's… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I like indoor Christmas trees. And I like people who decorate their homes with lights and all that crap. I think it's… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
I complained about the gimmicks. All the nonsense and garbage. After a while I just said I would not wrestle with the… — Bruno Sammartino Copy Share Image
“I hadn't known Chancel very well, but ten days earlier I had seen him laughing with the others around the Christmas tree.… — Simone de Beauvoir Copy Share Image
“You could have been Bethany Matthews, Delia Hopkins, Cleopatra - it wouldn't matter. And if you'd grown up with a thousand lemon… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
*Engineesing student* Question: Why AMBULANCE is WHITE in color ?? (15 marks) . . Ans: AMBULANCE has OXYGEN cylinder, . Oxygen is… — Melchor Lim Copy Share Image
I see the countless Christmas trees around the world below, with tiny lights, like heaven's stars, reflecting on the snow. The sight… — Andrew Guzaldo Copy Share Image
“It was a sunrise, a kid’s sight of snowfall on a school morning. Hope. That all this can turn out okay, that… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“Where'd you learn to do all these funny things?' he laughed. 'And you know I say funny but there's sumpthin so durned… — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
“I want you to get your arse over there and take care of her this weekend. I need her well by Monday… — Maya Banks Copy Share Image
“No one told her Trader Joe's sold Advent calendars for cats. She found out on her own, rolling her card down the… — Stewart O'Nan Copy Share Image
“A good editor is like tinsel to a Christmas Tree...they add the perfect amount of sparkle without being gaudy.” — Bobbi Romans Copy Share Image
I stone got crazy when I saw somebody run down them strings with a bottleneck. My eyes lit up like a Christmas… — Muddy Waters Copy Share Image
We've come full circle but the best remains the heart of the city, the greatest center of the greatest city, our Acropolis,… — Daniel Patrick Moynihan Copy Share Image
The term 'natural resources' confuses people. 'Natural resources' are not like a finite number of gifts under the Christmas tree. Nature is… — Alex Tabarrok Copy Share Image
Nature was developed to resist the onslaughts of capitalism, but it's really not a very good defense - rather like resisting a… — Timothy Morton Copy Share Image
Tradition: sit with husband in a room lit only by tree lights and remember that our blessings outnumber the lights. Happy Christmas… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
L is for taco, and taco is for bridge. Remember kids, dinosaws make lovely christmas tree's and pine cones are great cats. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
ALWAYS REMEMBER : The greatest gift you ever own is not found in the shops or under your Christmas tree. It is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Giving thanks for twinkly lights, white Christmas trees with blue bells, snow caped mountains, and misty mornings. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall. — Larry Wilde Copy Share Image
“Fake? Who said anything about fake? I don’t do ‘fake,’ Mr. Blade. I don’t do fake Christmas trees, fake handbags, or fake… — Sarah Morgan Copy Share Image
Make your plate look like a Christmas tree,' I tell people, 'mostly green with splashes of other bright colors. — Victoria Moran Copy Share Image
You know what I love the smell of? Christmas trees and pine. I always have a pine candle even if it's not… — Brooklyn Decker Copy Share Image
Correction:Christmas trees don't grow on trees;they need rainbows,lumberjacks,and Leprechauns on unicorns playing jock jams on glockenspiels. — Ryan Ross Copy Share Image
In the southern hemisphere, covering the Christmas tree with fake snow even though winter has nothing to do with the birth of… — Paulo Coelho Copy Share Image
I grew up on a Christmas tree farm with all this space to run around, and the [freedom] to be a crazy… — Taylor Swift Copy Share Image
Christians get trees. Jews get bushes. To stay in good standing with the Tribe, you've got to refer to a Christmas tree… — Alan Colmes Copy Share Image
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