The ideal Christmas gift is money, but the trouble is you can't charge it. — Bill Vaughan Copy Share Image
The perfect Christmas gift for a sportscaster, as all fans of sports clichés know, is a scoreless tie. — William Safire Copy Share Image
Were it not for the shepherds, there would have been no reception. And were it not for a group of stargazers, there… — Max Lucado Copy Share Image
“It's like getting the best Christmas gift ever, but Santa decided to kick the crap out of you before you unwrapped it.” — Adrienne Martini Copy Share Image
I love the Christmas-tide, and yet, I notice this, each year I live; I always like the gifts I get, But how… — Carolyn Wells Copy Share Image
I'm Jewish, so I don't really do Christmas gifts, and Hanukkah is not as big a deal as gifts are concerned, so… — Leandra Medine Copy Share Image
A lady and her outfit is like a Christmas gift. It's more tempting if it's fully wrapped. — Ong Lor Copy Share Image
Christmas is a day of meaning and traditions, a special day spent in the warm circle of family and friends." ~ (1925-… — Margaret Thatcher Copy Share Image
Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love. It is Christmas in the heart that puts… — William Thomas Ellis Copy Share Image
Donald Trump is a big Christmas gift wrapped under the tree for Hillary Clinton. She desperately hopes she runs against Donald Trump.… — Carly Fiorina Copy Share Image
I got this Christmas gift with the entire Beatles catalog. I had fun trying to duplicate what I was hearing on these… — M. Ward Copy Share Image
I was in a department store and I saw a weird-looking gadget. I asked the young saleslady what it was. She answered,… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
I would only spend a week or two in the Philippines, most probably the week during my birthday because I am planning… — Manny Pacquiao Copy Share Image
From a very young age, I liked to take apart things. All of my Christmas gifts would wind up in a million… — Homaro Cantu Copy Share Image
Well Stephanie, I'd like to thank you for giving me such a kind Christmas gift, but unfortunately I didn't get you any… — Chris Jericho Copy Share Image
The best Christmas gift of all is the presence of a happy family all wrapped up with one another. Jesus is the… — Helen Keller Copy Share Image
I've got more than 600 pairs of Ray-Ban sunglasses, from 1950s originals to newer models. I have them on the wall like… — Suzi Quatro Copy Share Image
Christmas is here, Merry old Christmas, Gift-bearing Christmas, Day of grand memories, King of the year! — Washington Irving Copy Share Image
To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, heart. To a customer, service. To all, charity. To every child,… — Oren Arnold Copy Share Image
You can never truly enjoy Christmas until you can look up into the Fathers face and tell him you have received his… — John R Rice Copy Share Image
My earliest memory is of the best Christmas gift ever, a toy train. I remember riding that thing all through our house. — Coco Jones Copy Share Image
At Christmas I no more desire a rose Than wish a snow in May's new-fangled mirth; But like of each thing that… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
Have you ever known anyone who bought a fruitcake for himself? Of course not. They are purchased as Christmas gifts, mostly for… — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
It's always consoling to know that today's Christmas gifts are tomorrow's garage sales. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
Buying me a Christmas gift on Cyber Monday is a great way to ensure I'll have sex with you until Christmas. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can never truly enjoy Christmas until you can look up into the Father's face and tell him you have received his… — John R. Rice Copy Share Image
In the suburbs it's hard to buy your Christmas gifts early in the year. You never know who your friends will be… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
The Christmas gift of peace was the uncoiling of the links of a triple chain that first unites a person with God,… — Fulton J. Sheen Copy Share Image
The magi, as you know, were wise men wonderfully wise men who brought gifts to the Babe in the manger. They invented… — O. Henry Copy Share Image
The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each… — Johnny Carson Copy Share Image
Fragrance is a very personal gift, and I think that's why it makes a great Christmas gift. There's a very distinct signature… — Ryan Reynolds Copy Share Image
God i've missed you. I can't wait to give you your present. He kisses me hotter this time, and beneath me, through… — Ellen Hopkins Copy Share Image
All they wanna do, is use your body and throw it away like some wrapper off a Christmas gift, if that's the… — Carniel Dunlop Copy Share Image
Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, your heart. To a customer, service. To all,… — Oren Arnold Copy Share Image
Most Americans acquire dogs impulsively and for dubious reasons: as a Christmas gift for the kids. Because they saw one in a… — Jon Katz Copy Share Image
