I beg to present you as a Christmas gift the city of Savannah. — William Tecumseh Sherman Copy Share Image
Gave a girl herpes in exchange for syphilis, put my LP on your Christmas gift list. — Eminem Copy Share Image
Congress may be going home for the holidays soon. How can you beat a Christmas gift like that? — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
It was not perhaps the warmest friendship in the world, they would not send each other Christmas gift greetings, but they would… — Mario Puzo Copy Share Image
You can return all the Christmas gifts you want, but you will never get back the time spent with your relatives. — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
Christmas began in the heart of God. It is complete only when it reaches the heart of man.Why wait for a call… — Robert Hughes Copy Share Image
Our relationship felt like a Christmas gift that you hadn't asked for and weren't expecting to receive, but the minute you saw… — Erin McCarthy Copy Share Image
It's my new single - please buy it so we can get Christmas gifts for the kids this year. — Stevie Wonder Copy Share Image
When I was about 15, I picked up the guitar and learned how to play by going through Beatles chords books. I… — M. Ward Copy Share Image
This year, I'm going to buy all of my Christmas gifts from Nike...Made for kids by kids. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Not listening is probably the commonest unkindness of married life, and one that creates - more devastatingly than an eternity of forgotten… — Judith Viorst Copy Share Image
Christmas time, we can remember with deep thanksgiving the amazing Christmas gift of God Himself, when God sent his only begotten Son… — Henry M. Morris Copy Share Image
I had two cups of coffee, put Eric's jeans in the washer, read a romance for awhile, and studied my brand-new Word… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
The great majority of people will go on observing forms that cannot be explained; they will keep Christmas Day with Christmas gifts… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
President Bush got an early Christmas gift. This week, President Bush was chosen as 'Person of the Year' by Time magazine. Not… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
And thus was kept the first Christmas, the Christmas in the year one, with carols by the choir of heaven, and God's… — George Hodges (theologian Copy Share Image
In 2014, as a Christmas gift, I wrote an essay for my husband, about our story. Writing that showed me there was… — Megan Phelps-Roper Copy Share Image
Joel Waldfogel is one of the smartest and funniest economists on the planet. I think of him every time I start to… — Ian Ayres Copy Share Image
The other Dons in the room applauded and rose to shake hands with everybody in sight and to congratulate Don Corleone and… — Mario Puzo Copy Share Image
“Though unaware of it at that moment, Missie had just made some friends for life. Not one of those men sitting round… — Janette Oke Copy Share Image
“Farmer Ben called about an oak table Papa’s repairing for him. They got to talking, and Ben told Papa that the farm… — Stan Berenstain Copy Share Image
And when we give each other Christmas gifts in His name, let us remember that He has given us the sun and… — Sigrid Undset Copy Share Image
“The desire and the effort to give to the Lord, born of the surrender of man to the plan of salvation, stamp… — John A. Widtsoe Copy Share Image
“Ugh. Would that Christmas could just be , without presents. It is just so stupid, everyone exhausting themselves, miserably haemorrhaging money on… — Helen Fielding Copy Share Image
“In the history of terrible holidays, this ranks as the worst ever. Worse than the Fourth of July when Granddad showed up… — Stephanie Perkins Copy Share Image
“Autumn is always a time of Fear and Greed and Hoarding for the winter coming on. Debt collectors are active on old… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
“Janie ran to my side, where she tugged at the book eagerly as though she'd seen it before. "Flower book," she said,… — Sarah Jio Copy Share Image
“Being real takes tremendous courage. We like approval, and we like respect, and to say otherwise is another form of denial. To… — Dave Ramsey Copy Share Image
“A Lake Charles-based artist, Sally was a progressive Democrat who in 2016 primary favored Bernie Sanders. Sally's very dear friend and worl-traveling… — Arlie Russell Hochschild Copy Share Image
“When the time comes, & I hope it comes soon, to bury this era of moral rot & the defiling of our… — Dan Rather Copy Share Image
My favorite Christmas gift as a child was - I had a ninja turtle skateboard. — Danny Amendola Copy Share Image
Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. — Oren Arnold Copy Share Image
A merry Christmas to everybody! A happy New Year to all the world! — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
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