I buy the kids off with candy and toys and all of a sudden I'm the 'bad parent?' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This year, more people will use cocaine than will read a book to their children. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Kids in the back seat cause accidents.. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Children have one kind of silliness, as you know, and grown-ups have another kind. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Give up bearing children and bear hope and love and devotion to those already born. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Teen: Has sex, does drugs, bad grades Parent: Just don't do it again! ok? Teen: Doesn't do chores. Parent: YOU CHILD ARE… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Be happy for no reason, like a child. If you're happy for a reason, you're in trouble, because that reason can be… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is written, when children find true love, parents find true joy. Heres to your joy and ours from this day forward. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know, it's a truism that writers for children must still be children themselves, deep down, must still feel childish feelings, and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It take someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If these children can survive the depravity inflicted on them by others, then I can certainly endure hearing about it!” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Always smile back at little children. To ignore them is to destroy their belief that the world is good. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Children won't just love to read. Children learn what they live, parents are responsible for instilling that in them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Rationally considered, nothing can be more absurd than the baptism of infants under any circumstances. No statement, no matter by whom it… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Falling in love you remain a child; rising in love you mature. By and by love becomes not a relationship, it becomes… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Do you remember her now? The girl who never used to smile? She might fall into your mind, and might stay for… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If I had my child to raise all over again, I'd build self-esteem first, and the house later. I'd finger-paint more, and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Old age doth in sharp pains abound; We are belabored by the gout, Our blindness is a dark profound, Our deafness each… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When we were kids , we get scared of Monsters even we never saw them ,but we had used our childish fertile… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“JOH16.21 A woman when she is in travail hath sorrow, because her hour is come: but as soon as she is delivered… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think writing about the time in Hermione’s life that I write about – growing from childhood into womanhood, literally, I think… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you never saw Weird Science in the 80's growing up, you never had a childhood. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The smile of an adult breaks barriers but the smile of a child melts the heart. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sleeping with all your stuffed animals as a child so none of them got offended. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Worry not that your child listens to you; worry most that they watch you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some parents could do more for their children by not doing so much for them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when kids younger than you have a more interesting love life — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Treat your mother with respect and your children will do the same for you — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Before 1920, it was technically legal to send children through the mail.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share