Having a dog is my favorite way to avoid the responsibility of having children. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Earlier I received a phone call from a PPI Telemarketer. So I told my 3 year old son that Santa Claus was… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear kindergarden children, If you don't like nap time please give it to us. Sincerely, High Schoolers. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
. . . the companions of our childhood always possess a certain power over our minds which hardly any later friend can obtain. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Prime your children, Reeve and Hrriss. Alreldep can't seem to get anything done without” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I'm married, I will never fight in front of my kids because I know I hated seeing that shit. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Growing up in the business you have to grow up very fast - you do have a different type of childhood, that… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Live your life in the manner that you would like your kids to live theirs. Children learn more from what you are… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When we constantly belittle our children there comes a time when they begin to believe whatever we have said. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Why is this. Why do many parents who seem relentlessly bent on producing children who feel they are good persons deserving of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's a rare parent who can see his or her child clearly and objectively. At a school boardmeeting I attended . .… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The ability to retain a child's view of the world with at the same time a mature understanding of what it means… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Unless you are here: this garden refuses to exist. Pink dragonflies fall from the air and become scorpions scratching blood out of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The people to whom your fathers told of the living God, and taught to call 'Father,' and whom the sons now seek… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The real you is still a little child who never grew up. Sometimes that little child comes out when you are having… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The difficulty in the way of writing a children's play is that Barrie was born too soon. Many people must have felt… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To observe people in conflict is a necessary part of a child's education. It helps him to understand and accept his own… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's hard being a single father, but even harder being a child without a father. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I only have two rules for my newly born daughter: she willdress well and never have sex — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A children may not know how to feed itself, or what to eat, yet it knows of hunger — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Protect her like a daughter, love her like a wife, and respect her like your mother. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being a parent means enthusiastically clapping for any ordinary activity of your child. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A child's education should begin at least one hundred years before he is born. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Children are more influenced by sermons you act than by sermons you preach. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May the Lord bless you for taking a stand and being a voice for His precious children. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My daughter, I see more Pharisees among Christians than there were around Pilate. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A father is a man who expects his children to be as good as he meant to be. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
