I can grow cameras!" she had shrieked at the Brill brothers during one briefing. "Who's to say that despicable centaur Foaly hasn't… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
He threw his head back and sang, "'I am a centaur, yes, a centaur is what I am.' It's not like you… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Mulch's tongue lolled out, resting on the centaur's neck. "Mmm," he mumbled around his tongue. "Horse. Tasty" "Let's go," said Foaly nervously.… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Now I can do the bolts," she slurred. "I've been trying to focus enough magic all week." The magic shifted and swirled,… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
“Orion sniffed. "Good. Then, worthy centaur, perhaps you could give me a ride to the village on your back. Then I can… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
And I will not be beaten by that jackass." "Jackass?" said Foaly, wounded. "My favorite uncle is a jackass. — Eoin Colfer Copy Share
Thankfully the rest of the world assumed that the Irish were crazy, a theory that the Irish themselves did nothing to debunk. They had… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share
The craft's occupants clutched their armrests, and more than one of them closed their eyes. But not Artemis. He couldn't. There was something morbidly… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share
Tea? At the beach? No time for luxuries, Holly. There is important work to be done.” He winked at Butler. “Are you sure you’re… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share
Wait," said Butler. "Just wait, Holly. Artemis has a plan." He squinted through the green dome. "What is your plan, Artemis?" All Artemis could… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share
Holly is alive,' thought Foaly 'My princess lives,'exulted Orion. 'And we're chasing a dragon — Eoin Colfer Copy Share
“There were only two men on the planet better educated in the various martial arts than Butler, and he was related to one of… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share
If Elmore Leonard met Jim Thompson down a dark alley at midnight they might emerge a week later with thick beards, bloodshot eyes and… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share
Sig Sauer. Nine millimetres. Thirteen in the magazine. Big bullets. One of these hits you and it could blow your head off; something even… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share
“I feel him near in the twist of me guts. It's something I've always been able to do. --The Reluctant Assassin” — Eoin Colfer Copy Share
Onscreen, Foaly rubbed his eyelids with his index fingers. "Yeah, yeah. Here we go. Captain Short goes rogue once more. Hands up who's surprised.… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share
(about his terrible attempt at making a sandwich) It's more difficult than it looks. (Artemis Fowl) — Eoin Colfer Copy Share
Play along, the wink said. I'll get you out of this. At least Artemis hoped this was what his wink communicated and not something… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share
“ It's now or never , thought Otto. Now, now! thought Witmeyer. And so Ram kissed Thundercat, and suddenly neither bed of roses nor… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share
