Cat Quotes · Page 23

When Mutti and Vati came in I didn't speak to them. I just unfurled the CAT MOLESTERS banner I had made.

— Louise Rennison

Cats were put into the world to disprove the dogma that all things were created to serve man.

— Paul Gray

There's an interconnectivity between what's in the consciousness of cat and what's in the consciousness of us.

— Russell Brand

You know a real friend? Someone you know will look after your cat after you are gone.

— William S. Burroughs

It is remarkable, in cats, that the outer life they reveal to their masters is one of perpetual boredom.

— Robley Wilson

Don't eat bear balls. Eat healthy, delectable, plant-based foods so that you will never fall over on your cat.

— Rip Esselstyn

On the whole I prefer cats to women because cats seldom if ever use the word 'relationship'.

— Kinky Friedman

Cats are people, and the sooner the world accepts that fact, the better off the world will be.

— H. Allen Smith

When an engineer has built a bridge, the fact that a cat can pass over the bridge is no proof that the…

— Richard Wurmbrand

Cats will amusingly tolerate humans only until someone comes up with a tin opener that can be operated with a paw.

— Terry Pratchett

Not fooling around, not bothering nobody, just sitting here mending the Primus," said the cat with a hostile frown, "and, moreover, I…

— Mikhail Bulgakov

Through all this horror my cat stalked unperturbed. Once I saw him monstrously perched atop a mountain of bones, and wondered at…

— Anonymous

The vulture Nekhbet, who'd one possessed my gran (long story); the crocodile Sobek, who'd tried to kill my cat (longer story); and…

— Rick Riordan

Looking at a cat, like looking at clouds or stars or the ocean, makes it difficult to believe there is nothing miraculous…

— Leonard Michaels

Aren't they all heroes-our cats who train us, keep us and put up with us? For these accomplishments alone, they deserve medals.

— Arnold Hano

Next comes the realist phase ("After all, from a purely geometrical point of view a cat is only a tube with a…

— Terry Pratchett

Cats have a sort of game they play when they meet. A player alternates between watching the strange cat and ignoring her,…

— Kij Johnson

I like Kelela. I like Twigs. I love the more old school; I hate to say old school, but I love Peaches;…

— Neneh Cherry

Cats are too independent. They piss me off. They play when they want, and then they turn their back on you. Dogs,…

— Denzel Washington

You know how when you're alone with your cat, your cat is kind of silly and goofy and kind of crazy? And…

— Michaela Watkins

If you decide on having an alcoholic at your party, make sure it's a large gathering. This way, until the alcoholic begins…

— Amy Sedaris

Let your boat of life be light, packed with only what you need - a homely home and simple pleasures, one or…

— Jerome K. Jerome

And there are my cats, engaged in a ritual that goes back thousands of years, tranquilly licking themselves after the meal. Practical…

— William S. Burroughs

From his soft fur, golden and brown, Goes out so sweet a scent, one night I might have been embalmed in it…

— Charles Baudelaire

Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause most inconvenience.

— Pam Brown

Bring me liquor, Bones, fast, to take my foot out of my mouth. Cat to Bones

— Jeaniene Frost

In some lost fold of the past, we wanted to be lions and we're no more than castrated cats

— Roberto Bolano

Em, I am trying to have an important conversation!" shouted Seylin. "I will not change into a cat!

— Clare B. Dunkle

Dogs often remind us of the human, ail-too human. Cats, never.

— Mason Cooley

What though care killed a cat, thou hast mettle enough in thee to kill care.

— William Shakespeare

If cats understood technology and had opposable thumbs, they'd rule the world.

— Anonymous

How do you summon up courage to dismiss a cat who is paying you a compliment of sitting on your lap?

— Derek Tangye

We are the ones who have high blood pressure, ulcers, and heart attacks, not cats.

— Roger Caras

Cats too, with what silent stealthiness, with what light steps do they creep up to a bird!

— Pliny the Elder

“I'm more of a dog person. But I admire cats and their ability to take so much while giving so little.”

— Jeri Smith-Ready

Do not be like the cat who wanted a fish but was afraid to get his paws wet.

— William Shakespeare

I have 3 kids and a cat and a busy, noisy house. I get more time to relax when I'm working.

— Noel Gallagher

My dad has totally taken my Cat Stevens T-shirt, but it's OK; I have his Black Flag one, and that's amazing.

— Zoe Kravitz

You know, from my point of view, I'm the luckiest cat on the planet.

— Hugh Hefner

Dogs may have kept us company on the hunt, but it was the cats who insisted we invent houses and discover fire.

— Tran Thien Khiem