“Compromise is like the old joke, “A camel is a horse made by a committee.” — Chip Heath Copy Share Image
There are worse things than being called 'the camel lady,' I suppose. — Robyn Davidson Copy Share Image
The camel has his virtues - so much at least must be admitted; but they do not lie upon the surface. — Amelia B. Edwards Copy Share Image
There is no logical reason why the camel of great art should pass through the needle of mob intelligence. — Rebecca West Copy Share Image
When I want to draw a camel I no longer limit myself, as I once did, to looking only at camels. — Jean Dubuffet Copy Share Image
Hey! Shouts Camel. There ain't no woman in the world worth two bottles of whiskey! — Sara Gruen Copy Share Image
It's easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to make a blues… — Hugh Laurie Copy Share Image
I'd rather ride down the street on a camel than give what is sometimes called an 'in-depth' interview. — Warren Beatty Copy Share Image
A camel is a horse designed by a committee and a committee's a sweet running piece of machinery compared to any government. — Gordon R. Dickson Copy Share Image
I tell you the truth, it is hard for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. Again I tell you,… — Jesus Christ Copy Share Image
No committee could ever come up with anything as revolutionary as a camel - anything as practical and as perfectly designed to… — Laurence J. Peter Copy Share Image
The most repulsive thing you could ever imagine is the inside of a camel's mouth. That and watching a girl eat octopus… — Marlon Brando Copy Share Image
“Again I tell you it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Love lets us ride on its back as if it were a camel. But you’ve got to water it, or it won’t… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“They had a saying: An Arab loves in the order of: his son, his camel, and his wife - but there were… — Margaret Rome Copy Share Image
They sit there in committees day after day, And they each put in a color and it comes out gray. And we… — Allan Sherman Copy Share Image
“...he knows it is a city, but he thinks of it as a camel from whose pack hang wineskins and bags of… — Italo Calvino Copy Share Image
You'd think that would have been forgotten long ago. But no, no sooner has a little grass grown over it than some… — Kerstin Gier Copy Share Image
Ask a wise man to dinner and he'll upset everyone by his gloomy silence or tiresome questions. Invite him to a dance… — Desiderius Erasmus Copy Share Image
there are camels which have the quality which in humans is called the revolutionary spirit, and the caravan leader fears to keep… — Mildred Cable Copy Share Image
“A camel in distress isn’t a shy creature. It doesn’t hang around in bars, nursing a solitary drink. It doesn’t phone up… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
The camel carries on his dreary circular task with his usual slow and pompous step and head poised superciliously, as if it… — Freya Stark Copy Share Image
We had too much camel in the fridge, so I tried some ways to preserve it. — Otto Goebel Copy Share Image
A camel is a very awkward animal to ride, and it's very hard to get used to because they're not very graceful. — Gigi Hadid Copy Share Image
The difference between camels and men; a camel can work a week and not drink; a man can drink a week and… — Julian Tuwim Copy Share Image
Sooner will a camel pass through a needle's eye than a great man be "discovered" by an election. — Adolf Hitler Copy Share Image
“Many people still believe that “tough guy” means having a camel type muscles rather than a lion heart.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
Donkey praised the beauty of camel and camel praised the melody of donkey. — Yssubramanyam Copy Share Image
“I watched it race off, terrified, toward the nearest village. Someone was about to inherit a traumatized camel.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I smoke so much. Three packs a day... I went to the bathroom, a camel came out of my ass. — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
I have often found a small stream at its fountain-head, that, when followed up, carried away the camel with his load. — Saadi Copy Share Image
Let me say this: Camel is delicious, but when handled improperly, it's rank. — Andrew Zimmern Copy Share Image
