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Bullshit Quotes by Anonymous

121 Bullshit quotes by Anonymous

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Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's like a litter box, full of shit. The quotes use sarcasm to call out nonsense, describe quick reactions to bullshit, and claim that fact without theory is trivia while theory without fact is bullshit. They also compare being suffocated by someone's bullshit to a choking feeling.

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Love is bullshit.

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Im Ray Charles to the bullshit.

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Is bull-shit one or two words?

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Jesus is Lord, and everything else is bullshit.

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“Im not built for the bullshit --- TOI”

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We deal way too much with shit than with good things in our lives.

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Some people lie so much they begin to believe there own bullshit!

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I will ride with you through the bullshit, just don't bullshit me.

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Life is full of bullshit; reject or deal with it, but move on.

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Call yourself on your own bullshit

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I may like to shop but I'm most defiantly not buying you bullshit.

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Dont believe everything you hear :b because chances are its all BULLSHIT!

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Don't let anyone kick you down, but if they do, don't be afraid to pick yourself up and dust yourself off.

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Some people call me a trouble-maker. Wrong, I am a bitch who speaks the truth and won't put up with your shit.

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The Grass is always greener on the other side, simply because it is fertilized with bullshit.

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Don't be surprised when I walk away, I won't deal with your bullshit forever.

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People who talk shit about you . but won't say it to your face smh .

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Don't judge someone unless you know all the bullshit that they've had to deal with in their lives.

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The word "expert" in a self description should be followed by the word 'bullshit.'

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Its so stupid how ...when ur alive everybody has a lot of shit to say about you nd once you die everyone…

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In reality bad boys are commonly druggies or bloody damn assholes who have no morals...so don't BELIEVE in stories, they're full of…

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I'm done. I'm done with you. I'm done with your bullshit. You're not worth my time. You never were and I was…

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Bullshit," Salander said again. "Gottfried isn't the only kid who was ever mistreated. That doesn't give him the right to murder women.…

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Five biggest lies youll ever hear: Itll get better when? Itll be okay no it wont. Im here for you Bullshit. Its…

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You have heard the expression 'love is blind'" "I think it's bullshit. Lust dazzles, sure, at least for the short term. But…

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When you find that person who will be with and stay with you through all your bullshit, you should keep them and…

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True love is when you 1st look into the person's eye and realize they are the one you will stay with forever--Reality…

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“They say 74% of everything you're learning in college is a bunch of bullshit you'll never need 83.4% of everything you've got,…

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When a guy is dating this beautiful girl and treats her like crap and she ignores the guy that would treat her…

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That's a good question. I don't really remember what it was like before. Whatever I had going on, it was bullshit. It…

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And I guess that in some way I'm falling for you because you are who you are. It's easy to sleep with…

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I'm hiding with my tears running down. Why do I always cry and frown? Is it because he left me yesterday? Is…

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People say suicide is cowardly and selfish. that's bullshit. its more selfish to expect someone to go through life feeling like shit.…

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It's better to practice silence than to preach bullshit.

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“I always hated this icebreaker bullshit.”

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Expect the bullshit, but NEVER accept it.

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I'm sorry, I cant hear you over that pile of bullshit.

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You can't bullshit a bullshitter !

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Small circle = less problems...Big circle = bunch of bullshit.

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Music is my escape from the bullshit in my life

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Being betrayed by the one you love is the worst feeling in the world...

Let children support their parents or be imprisoned.

The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much.

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