“Do something, Jayne! Use the Green! Offer it your virgin sacrifice! Flash it your boobs!” — Elle Casey Copy Share Image
I don't get how there's all the laws protecting children from adult content, then they open the paper and see a slag… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For Star Wars, they had me tape down my breasts because there are no breasts in space. I have some. I have… — Carrie Fisher Copy Share Image
“Why is it called a Wonder Bra? A. When she takes it off, you wonder where her tits went.” — L H, Beth Copy Share Image
I wasn't a 'hot chick' in high school. I was 'funny' and a tomboy and probably a little uncomfortable with my amazing… — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
I wish men had boobs because I like the feel of them. It's so funny - when I record I sing with… — Emma Bunton Copy Share Image
My husband said 'show me your boobs' and I had to pull up my skirt... so it was time to get them… — Dolly Parton Copy Share Image
“The first thing I learned from Judy Blume was that God is the wrong one to ask for bigger breasts. (Stephanie Lessing)” — Jennifer O'Connell Copy Share Image
That depends on the man. I like breasts myself. A nice rack goes a long way in getting me to do just… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
I hate to admit this, but before we had a baby I was kind of weirded out by breastfeeding. It looked strange,… — David Alan Basche Copy Share Image
“I used to give X-ray vision a lot of thought because I couldn’t see how it could work. I mean, if you… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
“That one is so hot," Elliott purrs. "I just have two questions. How can you stand some other dude having his hands… — Sadie Grubor Copy Share Image
“A treasure that fire cannot eat. my little secret. I've carried them wrapped in a handkerchief in my bosom through some tight… — Mohja Kahf Copy Share Image
If a woman says, I am getting these breast implants to gain self confidence, then I have to ask, What kind of… — Katha Pollitt Copy Share Image
I don't like being put in the same category as people because we have the same genitals and boobs. Nobody is going… — Lily Allen Copy Share Image
“You were with Margo Roth Spiegelman last night? At THREE A.M.? I nodded. Alone? I nodded. Oh my God, if you hooked… — John Green Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
“Think they have any bras in here that can get my babies to lie flat?" "They're called sports bras and they have… — Becca Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
Friends are like boobs, some are BIG and some are SMALL. But even though some are REAL and some are FAKE, there… — Karen Copy Share Image
“The best part of the word "booboo" is the breast. While the word doesn't suck, it is quite suckable.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Juma: I'm not a woman--I don't know HOW to cook! Khadra: Well, it didn't come with my BOOBS!” — Mohja Kahf Copy Share Image
Silly duck bitches, why don't you try sticking your boobs out instead of your lips...at least your boobs don't look as stupid… — Nicole Hill Copy Share Image
I might not have the perfect teeth, The biggest boobs, The nicest butt, The sexiest tan, Or the best hair.. but I'm… — Hannah Bennett Copy Share Image
I think people are fascinated with breasts that bounce. They are so used to seeing fake ones – people are confused. My… — Jennifer Lawrence Copy Share Image
LOVE surely comes from the heart…but I suspect that even the BOOBS in front contribute a lot... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
“Attention, guys: Don’t ask for a photo of the boobs until you have seen them already in real life.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Boob, like the object it identifies, is such a well-rounded word. It’s as if “Bo” represents the left breast, and “ob” represents… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Wow my sister has changed. She used to whip her boobs out for no reason. Now she does it to feed her… — Khloe Kardashian Copy Share Image
Remember guys, cleavage is like the sun, you can take a quick look, but it's dangerous to stare. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Bricks could be used as breast implants. Lady Squaretits is really particular about the shape of her boobs. ” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Sure, I'd love to meet your mom. That way I can see what your boobs will look like in 20 years. Did… — Michael Makai Copy Share Image
Guys with bigger boobs than I have walk around, and they're fine. If women were to do that, they could go to… — Hannah Teter Copy Share Image
“Boobs,” she mumbled around a second slice of pizza. “Boobs are huge now. I hate it. I feel like I’m incubating aliens… — Maya Banks Copy Share Image
“So, what do you photograph?” I swallow my wine. “What?” “You know – city scapes, nature, portraits, candid shots...” Boobs. I photograph… — Iris Blaire Copy Share Image
“It's all fun and games until you have a bad sports bra that causes your boobs to chafe.” — Dawn Dais Copy Share Image
Yeah my transporter's cute but got a real flat chest. Put a brick in her bra she a 36 F. — Tony Yayo Copy Share Image
That's what's nice about being on Comedy Central. You can't show your boobs even if you wanted to. — Ilana Glazer Copy Share Image
I'm going to have cute boobs 'til I'm 90, so there's that. I'll have the best boobs in the nursing home. I'll… — Christina Applegate Copy Share Image
Girl Logic: Maybe if I wear this shirt that shows my boobs I'll meet a nice guy who wants me for my… — Seth Rogan Copy Share Image
The thing about legs is youre born with them. Anybody can go out and buy boobs. But youre either blessed with attractive… — Stacy Keibler Copy Share Image
