“I know it’s not your birthday, but would you like some birthday dick? It’s on sale today.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Cat's don't expect birthday presents, they think they already own everything. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Washington's birthday is as close to a secular Christmas as any Christian country dare come this side of blasphemy. — Alistair Cooke Copy Share Image
Can you hear the skies whispering Happy Birthday in your ears? I can! Wishing you a super fun Birthday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Middle age is when you're faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home by nine o'clock. — Ronald Reagan Copy Share Image
“Is it my birthday again? Already? Where does the time go?" "Behind us --or in front. It depends on which way you… — David Eddings Copy Share Image
There's death and there's loss, but there's also celebrations, right? — Justin Hartley Copy Share Image
Every wrinkle has its story. You must have a lot of stories to tell. Happy 60th Birthday filled with lot of happiness… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why, on my mother's birthday, am I thinking about 'Father Knows Best?' At our house, mother knew best at least as often… — Tom Shales Copy Share Image
“Birthdays are a day for being grateful that someone exists. We shouldn’t take it for granted. What if they died tomorrow? They… — Donna Goddard Copy Share Image
Happy birthday to my principal yea(: we did balloons with a special message(: yea Katherine Thomas High School students(: YEA I AM… — CLARE Copy Share Image
Salud' is definitely a record of celebration. It's for that moment with your friends where you're like, 'tonight, we 'bout to do… — Sky Blu Copy Share Image
High expectations weren't nurtured in my neck of nowhere back then - children weren't fawned over from an early age as 'gifted'… — James Wolcott Copy Share Image
“Birthdays are about families. Whether they're a biological family or one that's come together by choice, it's your family who gathers to… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
My mom and pop took me to the Apollo Theater on my thirteenth birthday to see Heavy D and Keith Sweat. It… — Jadakiss Copy Share Image
From the bottom of a bum and heart I would like to thank everyone for the birthday wishes and gifts...and for those… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I remember once giving my eldest daughter two different dressing-up outfits for her birthday - a princess dress and a Batman trouser… — Cathy Newman Copy Share Image
If you want to change the world, then be your own focus for a celebration of life. Really, fundamentally, at the very… — Patch Adams Copy Share Image
In this family, we always celebrate each other's birthdays. I don't care if you're four or fourteen or forty and scattered around… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
I think football saves many people. It can give you a life of luxury, but people don't see all the effort that… — Alexis Sanchez Copy Share Image
If I could've picked a birthday it would've been on Halloween. Yeah, it's always been my favorite holiday. Not because it was… — Frank Iero Copy Share Image
“Oh, your birthday! What a day that would be. I would make you a cake and decorate the house with banners, before… — Amanda Prowse Copy Share Image
Happy 16th birthday,Beautiful! You're soo amazing,funny,nice and all the above!c: I hope you enjoy your birthday, because you deserve it!c: Mums the… — Jasmine Laura Copy Share Image
I've sent you three balloons with three wishes for you on your birthday. First, I wish that this Birthday teaches you something… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
