“And that’s how I got to go to a birthday party while very heavily sedated.” — Allie Brosh Copy Share Image
The Moment I Knew” ”was a song about my 21st birthday party, which was the worst experience ever, — Taylor Swift Copy Share Image
In Hollywood, there is another name for a woman's 40th birthday party, it's a retirement party. — Artie Lange Copy Share Image
I am the guy dressing up in, you know, the caveman outfit for the kids' birthday parties. — Rob Lowe Copy Share Image
I binge when I'm happy. When everything is going really well, every day is like I'm at a birthday party. — Kirstie Alley Copy Share Image
Other people's children's birthday parties are the most joyful events you will ever resent having to attend. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
“If you're in your 20s now, by the time you're 75, you'll be able to live 'til you're 150. By the time… — Neil A. Hogan Copy Share Image
“Just so I'm clear...you thought a brothel would be a suitable place to host a birthday party for a woman?” — Lindsay Buroker Copy Share Image
I used to anticipate my childhood birthday parties as if each were an annual coronation. Like most kids, I loved sitting at… — Letty Cottin Pogrebin Copy Share Image
I had arranged a birthday party for him and my children, who are all Aquarians. Instead, we got married. I ran out… — Diane von Furstenberg Copy Share Image
I hate birthdays. I hate birthday parties. I hate them. I don't know what it is, anybody's only got to come wafting… — Cat Deeley Copy Share Image
I sometimes have birthday parties for the kids in my neighborhood and then pretend to suggest that I am going to molest… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
In January 1962, when I was the author of one and a half unperformed plays, I attended a student production of 'The… — Tom Stoppard Copy Share Image
“On my seventh birthday party: No, you can't have a bouncy house at your birthday party...What do you mean, why? Have you… — Justin Halpern Copy Share Image
I remember the first time that I realized that being black meant that I wasn't allowed certain things. It was in the… — Justin Simien Copy Share Image
The night you gave me my birthday party... you were a young Lieutenant and I was a fragrant phantom, wasn't I? And… — Zelda Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
Authors also create lovable, friendly characters, then proceed to do terrible things to them, like throw them in unsightly librarian-controlled dungeons. This… — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
Last night, I went to a birthday party, and this girl brought a cake and a cheesecake. And the other girls that… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
“It was like finding Attila the Hun at a yoga class. Like finding Darth Vader playing ultimate Frisbee in the park. Like… — Cory Doctorow Copy Share Image
You not only do you appreciate the sacrifices people have made and the hours they've kept and the soccer games they missed… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
“I'm the kind of girl who wants to get married in a big, white dress, wearing my grandma's pearls. I want a… — Mia Sheridan Copy Share Image
“I remember always being baffled by other children. I would be at a birthday party and watch the other kids giggling and… — Gillian Flynn Copy Share Image
Tiffany knew what the problem was immediately. She'd seen it before, at birthday parties. Her brother was suffering from tragic sweet deprivation.… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“No. I wasn’t there. I was back in Gladstone, Pennsylvania, and I was twelve years old. Two state troopers were in the… — V.C. Andrews Copy Share Image
Politicians and bureaucrats clearly have no idea how complicated markets are. Every day people make countless tradeoffs, in all areas of life,… — John Stossel Copy Share Image
“Home Authors Topics Quote Of The Day Pictures search Sign Up Login Authors: A B C D E F G H… — Phylicia Rashad Copy Share Image
“Found naked with a few of his grandfather’s kitchen maids? His father’s claw right to the back of the head. Suggest that… — G.A. Aiken Copy Share Image
I remember the first joke that I made, which went over terribly. I was at my cousin's birthday party in Brooklyn. I… — Zach Woods Copy Share Image
I would always say I'm doing a video project. About dancing or birthday parties. Of course, the video becomes more than that.… — Laurel Nakadate Copy Share Image
I was quite a shy child. I would get terribly nervous and throw up before my birthday party. And then I would… — Matthew Macfadyen Copy Share Image
At his wife's 60th birthday party in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, Dick Cheney had a huge steak and battered onion rings for dinner.… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
My first paying job might have been doing a play, actually. My mom paid me to dress up as a flounder at… — Paul Dano Copy Share Image
“Ducks like balloons. Think about THAT next time your child has a birthday party and you choose to not invite all of… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Sinatra invited me once to his birthday party in L.A. I was young, and I felt great about it. But when I… — Tony Bennett Copy Share Image
“I remember always being baffled by other children. I would be at a birthday party and watch the other kids giggling and… — Gillian Flynn Copy Share Image
Many massacres have happened when people yell "surprise"! Pearl Harbor. The Tet Offensive. My uncle's 50th birthday party. I was there, man!… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
When your daughter asks you to be a fairy for her 5th birthday party... you better be a damned fairy. — Tony Hawk Copy Share Image
I wasn't very good about juggling family and my career. I was interested in who was coming to the children's birthday party,… — Jill Clayburgh Copy Share Image
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