To assume that someone who is single is unhappy is as incorrect as to assume that someone who is in a relationship… — Laura S Copy Share Image
The saying goes there's plenty of fish in the sea…but I think the line on my fishing pole has been cut off. — Laura S Copy Share Image
Picking the right person for you is like picking the right brand of potato chip. Sure, a Lay is nice to have… — Laura S Copy Share Image
It's nice to have a guy looking all GQ, but it's even nicer when he has an IQ, too. — Laura S Copy Share Image
Parenthood is one of the toughest, non-paying jobs there is that offers nothing but unconditional benefits. — Laura S Copy Share
Monday. The black sheep of the weekdays. The middle finger of the workweek. The weekend-is-over bitchslap. — Laura S Copy Share
To assume that someone who is single is unhappy is as incorrect as to assume that someone who is in a relationship is happy. — Laura S Copy Share
When we're kids, we want to be adults. When we're adults, we want to be kids. When we're old, we want to be younger… — Laura S Copy Share
The world is like one big chemistry class, and we're all seeking the perfect lab partner. — Laura S Copy Share
If they ever made another remake of Joan of Arc, they should use Alicia Keys' song This Girl Is On Fire. — Laura S Copy Share
There are no guaranties in life except for death and this: When you leave the house looking like total crap, you're going to run… — Laura S Copy Share
The Monistat people should use Tony Orlando's song Candida for their commercials. — Laura S Copy Share
