Dampier is soft. Quote it, underline it, tape it and send it to him. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
He's a jokester, and that's funny, very funny. Ha-ha. Very funny. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I don't know how it is for you earthlings, but where I'm from, strength is mental. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Finally, I have someone that's like me. My other two pupils were the opposite sides of the moon. But this guy is… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I told our guys they must not have cable because Antoine Walker knows how to play, Derek Anderson can play, Shandon Anderson… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
If you got the game, you got the game. That's why Tiger Woods is out there playing golf with Greg Norman. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I told my wife the other day, I'm the Halle Berry of the NBA. Everybody wants this, baby. Everybody wants me. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I don't know their names. Their names have been erased from my memory banks. If I tried to bring 'em back, I'd… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
(The Hack-A-Shaq is) just a way of telling me that you can't stop me. Thank you. I appreciate it. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
They are that same group, but I've got my own rivalristic problems. Is that a word, rivalristic? I've got my own rivalristic… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I don't really consider myself one of those superstars. I just consider myself a guy that was lucky enough to win the… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I don't think anything of Laura Frank. You heard me - Laura Frank. Not Lawrence. Laura... It's not that I blame him,… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
The first three championships that I won, I won them. I had big numbers and I won them. And last year, the… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I failed, I think, seven [or] eight times before I finally got my first [championship]. It was just, you know, just about… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Phil took us to the finals three out of the five years and you want to fire him and want to bring… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I've been 11, 12 percent body fat my whole career. But when you've got a big, sexy, beautiful man that's up in… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Somebody asked me about this the other day. A young Shaq and a young Penny, the young Shaq's going to take over.… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
It's sort of like in the movie The Karate Kid when Daniel said he needed Mr. Miyagi. And Mr. Miyagi gave him… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
David Stern should get with the mothers of the NBA and let the moms decide what the dress code should be. I… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Like my good friend Eminem the rapper says, you only get one shot. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
That has nothing to do with basketball. That's just because I'm sexy. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Opinions are like belly buttons; everybody has one. I never knock a man for his opinion. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Alvin's the coach. We must be the Clippers. And I must be Olowokandi. Nooooo! — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
That's sort of a trick question, and I don't have a trick answer. Next question, please. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I wouldn't. I would just go home. I'd fake an injury or something. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Someday I might have to put down a basketball and have a regular 9-to-5 like everybody else. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I failed, I think, seven [or] eight times before I finally got my first [championship]. It was just, you know, just about me growing… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share
And if the big dog ain't me, then the house won't get guarded - period. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share
And I want to do it the right way, like everybody else, not just a famous figurehead that gets a job because he is… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share
I told our guys they must not have cable because Antoine Walker knows how to play, Derek Anderson can play, Shandon Anderson knows how… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share
I was really upset. I felt like they tried to limit me, whoever 'they' may be. So I just said to myself third quarter… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share
I'm still the baddest expletive in the world. Yeah, I'm getting older, but Kareem got older. Hakeem got older. I don't need Earthlings' respect.… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share
Write this: Since my boy is the coach, I'm going to try out for the Dolphins next year. Tight end. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share
Everybody talks about being a role model. But if you look up the word 'role' in a dictionary, it describes playing a part. Everything… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share
Why don't you bring your face up here and let me punch it? Then you can tell me (if I'm stronger). — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share
Enunciation, diction, all that stuff. None of that is in my personality. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share
I told Leonard, in the immortal words of Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible 2, 'I'm going on vacation. If I tell you where I'm… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share
Stats don't matter. I care about winning, not stats. If I score 0 points and we win I'm happy. If I score 50, 60… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share
![“I failed, I think, seven [or] eight times before I finally got my first [championship]. It was just, you know, just about me growing up. Now that I'm an old, old veteran-age 29-I do things a lot differently. I don't go to the gentlemen's clubs anymore. I had to slow that down.” quote by Shaquille O'Neal](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/08f/shaquille-o-neal-659_age_i-failed-i-think-seven-or-eight-times-be_2731.jpg)
